Friday, April 28, 2017

polymorphous \pol-ee-MAWR-fuhs\, adjective:

• Having, assuming, or passing through many or various forms, stages, or the like.

Polymorphous combines the Greek roots Poly-, "many," and -morphous, "shape."

 

cold finger

• Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.

FB status: "Man, I just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift."

Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"

 

*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here

 

Fapulous

1. Orgasmic, amazing, awesome.
2. Really, really hot.

"Did you see dat ass?" 
'Yeah. It was Fapulous!"

History

• mutiny on the Bounty: mutineers led by Fletcher Christian took over the HMS Bounty and set Capt. William Bligh and other sailors adrift (1789)
• Benito Mussolini: Italy's Fascist dictator was executed (1945)
• Kon-Tiki: Thor Heyerdahl and 5 others set sail from Peru across the Pacific on a raft to prove that pre-Columbian South Americans could have settled Polynesia (1947)
• Muhammad Ali: refused induction into the US army; his heavyweight title was stripped and he was later convicted of draft dodging (1967)
• food pyramid: suggested eating plan was adopted by the US Department of Agriculture (1992); it has since been modified
• Aldrich Ames: CIA officer pleaded guilty to spying for the Soviet Union (1994)

Birthdays

• James Monroe 1758 - 5th U.S. President, nickname: The Last Cocked Hat
• Charles Stuart 1795
• Mifflin Gibbs 1828
• Louise Homer 1871 - Opera singer
• Sidney Toler 1874 - Actor ("Charlie Chan at the Wax Museum", "The Jade Mask")
• Lionel Barrymore 1878 - Actor ("Captains Courageous", "It’s a Wonderful Life")
• Red (Charles Frederick) Lucas 1902 - Baseball player, "The Nashvilled Narcissus"
• Odette Hallowes 1912
  
• Robert Anderson 1917 - Playwright ("Tea and Sympathy", "The Nun’s Story")
• Rowland Evans 1921
• (Nelle) Harper Lee 1926 - Author ("To Kill A Mockingbird")
• Blossom Dearie 1926 - Musician (Blue Stars)
• Carolyn Jones 1933
• Jackie (John George) Brandt 1934 - Baseball player
• Saddam Hussein 1937 - Iraqi leader
• Madge Sinclair 1938 - Actress ("Trapper John M.D.", "Coming to America")
• Ann-Margret (Olsson) 1941 - Singer, actress ("Viva Las Vegas", "Grumpy Old Men")
• John Walters 1945 - Musician (Dr. Hook)
• Marcia Strassman 1948 - Actress ("Welcome Back Kotter", "Another Stakeout"), singer
• Pablo (Arnoldo) Torrealba 1948 - Baseball player
• Bruno Kirby 1949 - Actor ("The Basketball Diaries", "When Harry Met Sally")
• Paul Guilfoyle 1955 - Actor ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation")
• Jay Leno 1950 - Hack-Comedian, television talk show host ("The Tonight Show")
• Jim Wiley 1950 - Hockey player
• Mary McDonnell 1953 - Actress
• Tony Peters 1953 - Football player
• Kim Gordon 1953 - Musician (Sonic Youth)
• Barry Larkin 1964 - Baseball player
• Too Short 1966 - Rapper
• Chris Young 1971 - Actor ("Falcon Crest", "The Great Outdoors")
• Simba Khali 1971 - Actress
• Big Gipp 1973 - Rapper
• Elisabeth Rohm 1973 - Actress
• Jorge Garcia 1973 - Actor ("Becker", "Lost")
• Penelope Cruz 1974 - Actress
• Nate Richert 1978 - Actor
• Jessica Alba 1981 - Actress ("Dark Angel")