Sunday, July 30, 2017

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Sunday, July 30, 2017

gazump \guh-ZUHMP\, verb:

To cheat (a house buyer) by raising the price, at the time a contract is to be signed, over the amount originally agreed upon.

Gazump evolves from the earlier gazoomph, "to swindle," which is an argot (jargon among thieves) word of uncertain origin.

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a person who never misses a chance to post a "R.I.P. insert name" status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.

t3h bax0jayz and BamaTrav are the leading Facebook Necrologists today.

History

Baltimore: port town and industrial center was founded (1729)
"La Marseillaise": the French national anthem was first sung in Paris (1792)
In God We Trust: became the official motto of the US (1956)
Kim Philby: the Soviet news service announced that the British intelligence officer and double agent had defected to the USSR (1963)
Medicare: insurance program for senior citizens was signed into US law (1965)
Jimmy Hoffa: the former Teamsters president disappeared in suburban Detroit; he has never been found, but he is presumed dead (1975)
Sarbanes-Oxley Act: "Corporate Responsibility Act" — that tightened control of financial reporting and reduced the potential for fraud — was signed into law by President George Bush (2002)

Birthdays

Emily Bronte 1818
Thornstein Velben 1857
Henry Ford 1863
Vladimir Kosmo Zworykin 1889 - Invented the iconoscope, called the "Father of Television"
Casey Stengel 1890
Henry Moore 1898
Dick Wilson 1916
Richard Johnson 1927
Christine McGuire (The McGuire Sisters) 1929
Thomas Sowell 1930
Edd "Kookie" Byrnes 1933
Ben Piazza 1934
Buddy Guy 1936
Joe Nuxhall 1938
Eleanor Smeal 1939
Peter Bogdanovich 1939
Paul Anka 1941
David Sanborn 1945
William Atherton 1947
Arnold Schwarzenegger 1947
Jean Reno 1948
Frank Stallone 1950
Ken Olin 1954
Anita Hill 1956
Delta Burke 1956
Rat Scabies (Damned) 1957
Kate Bush 1958
Richard Burgi 1958
Neal McCoy 1961
Laurence Fishburne 1961
Lisa Kudrow 1963 - Actress ("Friends")
Vivica A. Fox 1964
Dwayne O'Brien (Little Texas) 1964
Christine Taylor 1971
Hillary Swank 1974
Jaime Pressley 1977