Monday, October 28, 2024
Monday, October 28, 2024
fulgurant \FUHL-gyer-uhnt\, adjective:
- Flashing like lightning.
Walk blocker
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.
- A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.
History
- Harvard College: Harvard University's oldest school was founded (1636)
- Statue of Liberty: the iconic monument — a gift from France — was dedicated by President Grover Cleveland (1886)
- Prohibition: US Congress passed the Volstead Act, overriding president Woodrow Wilson's veto; manufacture, sale or transport of alcoholic beverages were banned (1919)
- Benito Mussolini: the Fascist leader took control of Italy's government (1922)
- Nostra Ætate: the Second Vatican Council under Pope Paul VI absolved the Jews of collective guilt for the crucifixion of Jesus (1965)
- Prospero: the first and only satellite launched from a British rocket went into low Earth orbit (1971)
- Desiderius Erasmus 1467
- Georges Escoffier 1846
- Elsa Lanchester 1902
- Edith Head 1907
- Jonas Salk 1914
- Bowie Kuhn 1926
- Cleo Laine 1927
- Dody Goodman 1929
- Joan Plowright 1929
- Bruce Morton 1930
- Suzy Parker 1933
- Jim Beatty 1934
- Charlie Daniels 1936
- Marcian E. (Ted) Hoff 1937
- Jane Alexander 1939
- Curtis Lee 1941
- Hank Marvin (Shadows) 1941
- Dennis Franz 1944
- Wayne Fontana 1945
- Telma Hopkins 1948
- Rick Reynolds (Black Oak Arkansas) 1948
- Bruce Jenner 1949
- Annie Potts 1952
- Bill H. Gates 1955
- Stephen Morris (New Order) 1957
- Ron Hemby (The Buffalo Club) 1958
- William Reid (The Jesus & Mary Jane) 1958
- Neville Henry (Blow Monkeys) 1959
- Daphne Zuniga 1962
- Lauren Holly 1963
- Eros Ramazzotti 1963
- Paul Wylie 1964
- Jami Gertz 1965
- Andy Richter 1966
- Julia Roberts 1967
- Caitlin Cary 1968
- Ben Harper 1969
- Jeremy Davies 1969
- Roger P. 1972 - the Bax0-brother
- Brad Paisley 1972
- Terrell Davis 1972
- Joaquin Phoenix 1974
Sunday, October 27, 2024
Zombie Jokes
Q: When do zombies go to sleep?
A: When they are dead tired.
Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his Facebook friends? A: He was still DIGESTING all of his followers on Twitter!
Q: Did you hear about the big zombie party?
A: It was DEAD & full of STIFFS!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend
Q: Where do most zombies live?
A: On DEAD end streets!
Q: Who won World War Z?
A: Nobody, it was a DEAD tie!
Q: Why did the zombie become a roadie for Bon Jovi?
A: Because the sign said "Help Wanted Dead Or Alive".
Q: Why did the zombie stop teaching?
A: He crossed his PUPILs!
Q: What did the zombie say after he found his girlfriend cheating on him?
A: You're DEAD to me!
Q: What do you call a bee that never dies?
A: A zomBEE!
Q: What do zombies say before a fight?
A: Do you want a PIECE of me?
Q: Why did the zombie go crazy?
A: He had LOST his mind!
Q: How do zombies eat computers?
A: They use megaBITES!
Q: What does a Zombie call Chinese people?
A: Take Out
Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his Ass!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite shampoo?
A: Head & Shoulders!
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like best?
A: DEAD ends!
Q: What did the Zombie say to the other Zombie after he was hit by a semi?
A: You look smashing.
Q: Where do zombies go swimming? A: The DEAD Sea!
Q: What does it take to become a zombie? A: DEADication!
Q: How do zombies tell their future?
A: With their HORRORscope!
Q: What do zombies like to eat at barbeques?
A: HALLOWEENies!
Q: What do you call zombies that can't run?
A: The Walking Dead
Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel
Q: What is a zombie's favorite sauce with brainz?
A: GRAVE-Y
Q: Why did the zombie pour nacho cheese all over peoples feet?
A: He wanted DoriTOES! (Doritos)
Q: Why did the Zombie read the New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
A: Mas-scare-a.
Q: Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
A: He had LOST his GUTS!
Q: What would "The Walking Dead" be called if it was written by George Lucas?
A: Stab Wars.
Q: What is a zombie's favorite football team?
A: The Washington DEADskins!
Q: Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
A: Because he wanted a light snack.
Q: How do zombies keep their hair in place?
A: With SCARE spray!
Q: What is the highest form of compliment you can give a Zombie?
A: Boy do you look to be in grave condition.
Q: What do you get when you cross a zombie with a snowman?
A: FrostBITE!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation?
A: SCAREplanes!
Q: What type of dogs do zombies like to eat?
A: BLOODhounds!
A: When they are dead tired.
Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his Facebook friends? A: He was still DIGESTING all of his followers on Twitter!
Q: Did you hear about the big zombie party?
A: It was DEAD & full of STIFFS!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend
Q: Where do most zombies live?
A: On DEAD end streets!
Q: Who won World War Z?
A: Nobody, it was a DEAD tie!
Q: Why did the zombie become a roadie for Bon Jovi?
A: Because the sign said "Help Wanted Dead Or Alive".
Q: Why did the zombie stop teaching?
A: He crossed his PUPILs!
Q: What did the zombie say after he found his girlfriend cheating on him?
A: You're DEAD to me!
Q: What do you call a bee that never dies?
A: A zomBEE!
Q: What do zombies say before a fight?
A: Do you want a PIECE of me?
Q: Why did the zombie go crazy?
A: He had LOST his mind!
Q: How do zombies eat computers?
A: They use megaBITES!
Q: What does a Zombie call Chinese people?
A: Take Out
Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his Ass!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite shampoo?
A: Head & Shoulders!
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like best?
A: DEAD ends!
Q: What did the Zombie say to the other Zombie after he was hit by a semi?
A: You look smashing.
Q: Where do zombies go swimming? A: The DEAD Sea!
Q: What does it take to become a zombie? A: DEADication!
Q: How do zombies tell their future?
A: With their HORRORscope!
Q: What do zombies like to eat at barbeques?
A: HALLOWEENies!
Q: What do you call zombies that can't run?
A: The Walking Dead
Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel
Q: What is a zombie's favorite sauce with brainz?
A: GRAVE-Y
Q: Why did the zombie pour nacho cheese all over peoples feet?
A: He wanted DoriTOES! (Doritos)
Q: Why did the Zombie read the New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
A: Mas-scare-a.
Q: Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
A: He had LOST his GUTS!
Q: What would "The Walking Dead" be called if it was written by George Lucas?
A: Stab Wars.
Q: What is a zombie's favorite football team?
A: The Washington DEADskins!
Q: Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
A: Because he wanted a light snack.
Q: How do zombies keep their hair in place?
A: With SCARE spray!
Q: What is the highest form of compliment you can give a Zombie?
A: Boy do you look to be in grave condition.
Q: What do you get when you cross a zombie with a snowman?
A: FrostBITE!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation?
A: SCAREplanes!
Q: What type of dogs do zombies like to eat?
A: BLOODhounds!
Sunday, October 27, 2024
mucro \MYOO-kroh\, noun:
- A short point projecting abruptly, as at the end of a leaf.
blabber infection
- The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.
- Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.
History
- Philadelphia: the City of Brotherly Love was founded (1682)
- Federalist Papers: the first of a series of essays was published, calling for the ratification of the US Constitution; the essays were written by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison and John Jay (1787)
- IRT: New York City's first rapid transit subway opened (1904)
- nylon: chemical company DuPont announced the name of its new synthetic fiber (1938)
- Wall Street crash: trading was halted for a cooling-off period after the Dow fell more than 500 points (1997)
- James Cook 1728
- Nicola Paganini 1782
- Theodore Roosevelt (U.S.) 1858
- Emily Post 1872
- Leif Erickson 1911
- Dylan Thomas 1914
- Teresa Wright 1918
- Nanette Fabray 1920
- Ralph Kiner (MLB) 1922
- Roy Lichtenstein 1923
- Ruby Dee 1924
- Floyd Cramer 1933
- John Cleese 1939
- Lara Parker 1942
- Lee (Melvin) Greenwood 1942
- Carrie Snodgress 1946
- Terry Anderson 1947
- Jack Daniels (Highway 101) 1949
- Garry Tallent (E Street Band) 1949
- Fran Lebowitz 1950
- Jayne Kennedy-Overton 1951
- Roberto Benigni 1952
- Peter Firth 1953
- Robert Picardo 1953
- Simon LeBon (Duran Duran) 1958
- Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots) 1967
- Sean Holland 1968
- Sheeri Rappaport 1977
- Kelly Osbourne 1984
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