Look forward to OLGA!!!

Olga Kurylenko

 

     

Monday, September 28, 2026

singultus \ sing-GUHL-tuhs \ , noun; 

• Medicine/Medical . a hiccup.

Origin: Singultus comes from the Latin word of the same spelling meaning "a sob" or "speech interrupted by sobs." It entered English in the mid-1700s. 

Auto Incorrect

• When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.

JR: Hey what time should i come? 
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?
I MEAN BUSY!! 
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!
GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!

History

• William the Conqueror: the duke of Normandy invaded England (1066)
• Juan Rodríguez Cabrillo: landed at San Diego Bay, becoming the first European to visit California (1542)
• first aerial circumnavigation: two US Army planes landed in Seattle after completing the first round-the-world flight — 44,000 kilometres (27,340 mi) — in 175 days (1924)
• RU 486: abortion pill was approved for US use by the Food and Drug Administration (2000)
• Falcon I: SpaceX rocket reached orbit, becoming the first privately funded liquid-fueled rocket to do so (2008)

Birthdays

• Confucius 551 B.C. - Teacher and philosopher
• Georges Clemenceau (France) 1841
• Kate Smith-Wiggin 1856
• Elmer Rice 1892
• William S. Paley 1901
• Ed Sullivan 1902
• Alfred Gerald Caplin (Al Capp) 1909
• Peter Finch 1916
• William Windom 1923
• Marcello Mastroianni 1924
• Arnold Stang 1925
• Jerry Clower 1926
• Tommy Collins 1930
• Brigitte Bardot 1934
• Koko Taylor 1935
• Bruce Crampton 1935
• Ben E. King 1938
• Charley Taylor 1941
• Grant Jackson 1942
• Joel Higgins 1943
• Nick St. Nicholas (Steppenwolf) 1943
• Helen Shapiro 1946
• 
  Jeffrey Jones 1947
• John Sayles 1950
• Sylvia Kristel 1952
• Steve Largent 1954
• Janeane Garofalo 1964 (hack comedianne, libtard cunt)
• Matt King 1966
• Moon Unit Zappa  1967
• Carre Otis 1968
• Naomi Watts 1968
• Mira Sorvino 1967
• Sean Levert (Levert) 1968
• Mandy Barnett 1975
• Anne Erin "St. Vincent" Clarke 1982 - musician
• Hilary Duff 1987

 

 

 

 

 

      

 

 

 

  

Feel like a woman

 From my email:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

 

Sunday, September 27, 2026

votive \ VOH-tiv \ , adjective; 

1. offered, given, dedicated, etc., in accordance with a vow: a votive offering . 
2. performed, undertaken, etc., in consequence of a vow. 
3. of the nature of or expressive of a wish or desire. 

Origin: Votive shares a root with the word vote in the Latin term vōtum meaning "vow." Votive entered English around 1600.  

corn packer

1. A farm worker tasked with picking and packing corn.
2. Alternatively: A derogatory term for a gay Iowan.

"Corn packer is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan." - Stephen Colbert at House Judiciary Subcommittee hearing on Immigration, Citizenship and Border Security

 

History

• Society of Jesus: the Jesuits' order was chartered by Pope Paul III (1540)
• Locomotion No. 1: steam-powered locomotive hauled its first passenger train on England's Stockton and Darlington line (1825)
• Warren Commission: government investigative team concluded that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in assassinating President John F. Kennedy (1964)
• NC-17: rating for adult-oriented films was introduced by the MPAA (1990)
• Taliban: a group of Islamic religious students captured Afghanistan's capital, Kabul (1996)

Birthdays

• George Cruikshank 1792
• Thomas Nast 1840 - Political cartoonist that created the Republican elephant and the Democrat donkey
• Vincent Youmans 1898
• Jayne Meadows 1920
• William Conrad 1920
• Arthur Penn 1922
• Sada Thompson 1929
• Kathleen Nolan 1933
• Greg Morris 1934
• Barbara Howar 1934
• Claude Jarman Jr. 1934
  

  
• Wilford Brimley 1934
• Don Cornelius 1936
• Delores Taylor 1939
• Kathy Whitworth 1939
• Don Nix 1941
• Randy Bachman (Guess Who, Bachman-Turner Overdrive) 1943
• Liz Torres 1947
• A Martinez 1948
• Robert Weller 1949
• Mike Schmidt 1949
• Cary-Hiroyuki Tagaw 1950
• Meat Loaf (Marvin Lee Aday) 1951 
• Greg Ham (Men at Work) 1953
• Johnette Napolitano (Concrete Blonde) 1957
• Shaun Cassidy 1958
• Stephan Jenkins (Third Eye Blind) 1964
• Patrick Muldoon 1968
• Mark Calderon (Color Me Badd) 1970
• Amanda Detmer 1971
• Gwyneth Paltrow 1972
• Brad Arnold (3 Doors Down) 1978
• Lil Wayne 1982 
• Avril Lavigne 1984
  Jenna Ortega 2002 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

Shrink vs Bartender

From my email:

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "

Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

“How much do you charge?”

"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it", I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."

"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!”

FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO A BARTENDER! ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!

  

 

  

Saturday, September 26, 2026

Ameslan \ AM-uh-slan, AM-slan \ , noun; 

• American Sign Language. 

Origin: Ameslan is an acronym formed from the first element of each word in American Sign Language . It came into popular usage in the early 1970s.

mistext

1. A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
2. Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext.

"On my way home, [partner name] suspicious, don't call."

 

History

• Sir Francis Drake: arrived in Plymouth aboard the Golden Hind, completing his circumnavigation of the globe (1580)
• Thomas Jefferson: was named America's first secretary of state; John Jay was the first chief justice (1789)
• Federal Trade Commission: agency whose aim is to protect consumers and guard against harmful business practices was founded (1914)
• Abbey Road: the last Beatles album to be recorded was released in the UK (1969); Let It Be was the last of the Fab Four's albums to be released (1970)
• Biosphere 2: eight people, four men and four women, entered a sealed complex in Oracle, Arizona, for an experiment in self-sustained living; they exited two hungry years later on the same date (1991)

Birthdays

• John Chapman (Johnny Appleseed) 1774
• T.S. Eliot 1888
• George Raft 1895
• George Gershwin 1898
• Ted Weems 1901

• Jack LaLanne 1914
• Barbara Britton 1919
• Bobby Shantz 1925
• Marty Robbins 1925
• Julie London 1926
• Patrick O'Neal 1927
• Philip Bosco 1930
• Joyce Jameson 1932
• Winnie Mandela 1934
• Donna Douglas 1939
• George Chambers (The Chambers Brothers) 1931
• David Frizzell 1941
• Joe Bauer (The Youngbloods) 1941
• Kent McCord 1942
• Anne Robinson 1944
• Bryan Ferry 1945
• Christine Todd Whitman 1946
• Lynn Anderson 1947
• Mary Beth Hurt 1948
• Olivia Newton-John 1948
• James Keane 1952
• Gary Howatt 1952
• Cesar Rosas (Los Lobos) 1954
• Craig Chaquico (Jefferson Starship) 1954
• Carlene Carter 1955
• Linda Hamilton 1956
• Doug Supernaw 1960
• Tracy Thorn 1962
• Patrick Bristow 1962
• Melissa Sue Anderson 1962
• Tracey Thorn (Everything But The Girl) 1962
• Cindy Herron (En Vogue) 1965
• David Schelzel (Ocean Blue) 1967
• Shannon Hoon (Blind Melon) 1967
• Jim Caviezel 1968
• Sheri Moon Zombie 1970
• Shawn Stockman (Boyz II Men) 1972
• Nicholas Payton 1973
• Mark Famiglietti 1979
• Serena Williams 1981
• Shamu 1985