The Last Things Any Woman Would Say

The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say:

1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
4. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
5. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
6. This diamond is way too big!
7. I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.
8. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
9. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
10. Does this make my butt look too small?
11. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

Saturday, May 9, 2026

immiscible \ ih-MIS-uh-buhl \ , adjective; 

• not miscible; incapable of being mixed.

Origin: Immiscible is derived from the prefix im- which is a variant of in- meaning having a negative force, as in the words immoral and indefensible . The word miscible means "capable of being mixed" and is used primarily in chemistry and physics.

 

wwjkd

• What Would James Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James "Jim" Kirk would work.

Person 1: OK, were stuck in an underground cavern on a distant planet with no access to the surface.
Person 2: We need a plan. WWJKD?

History

• the Pill: oral contraceptive was approved by the FDA; it all began with hormones from an inedible Mexican yam (1960)

  
• "vast wasteland" speech: FCC chairman Newton Minow referred to television as a "vast wasteland" and called for programming in the "public interest" (1961)
• The Beatles: hired George Martin as their producer and signed their first recording contract (1962)
• Aldo Moro: the bullet-riddled body of the five-term Italian prime minister was found; he had been kidnapped by violently left-wing Red Brigade terrorists (1978)
• White Sox: beat the Brewers in 25 innings (eight hours and six minutes), the longest game in MLB history (1984)
• Ebola: Kinshasa was quarantined after an outbreak (1994)

  

Birthdays

• John Brown 1800

  
• Belle Boyd 1843
• Sir James Barrie 1860
• Howard Carter 1873
• Henry J. Kaiser 1882
• Hank Snow 1914
• Mike Wallace 1918 - Broadcast journalist ("60 Minutes")
• Lloyd Price 1933
• Alan Bennett 1934
• Albert Finney 1936 - Actor
• Glenda Jackson 1936 - Actress
• Dave Prater 1937 - Musician (Sam & Dave)

  
• Sonny Curtis 1937 - Musician (Buddy Holly and the Crickets)
• Ralph Boston 1939
• Nokie Edwards 1939 - Musician (The Ventures)
• James L. Brooks 1940 - Director
• Pete Birrell 1941 - Musician (Freddie and the Dreamers)
• Tommy Roe 1942
• Richie Furay 1944 - Musician (Buffalo Springfield, Poco)
• Steve Katz 1945 - Musician (Blood, Sweat and Tears)
• Clint Holmes 1946
• Candice Bergen 1946 - Actress ("Murphy Brown")
• Anthony Higgins 1947
• Clavin Murphy 1948 - Basketball player
• Billy Joel 1949 - Musician
• Tom Peterson 1950 - Musician (Cheap Trick)
• Alley Mills 1951 - Actress ("The Wonder Years")
• Tony Gwynn 1960 - Baseball player
• Dave Gahan 1962 - Musician (Depeche Mode)
• Paul Heaton 1962 - Musician (The Housemartins)
• Peter Wilkinson 1969 - Musician (Cast)
• Ghostface Killah 1970 - Rapper (Wu-Tang Clan)
• Tamia 1975
• Dan Regan 1977 - Musician (Reel Big Fish)
• Rosario Dawson 1979 - Actress
• Brandon Webb 1979 - Baseball player
• Rachel Boston 1982 - Actress ("American Dreams")
• Prince Fielder 1984 - Baseball player
• Audrina Patridge 1985 - Actress ("The Hills")

                   

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

Blast from the Pop Past - Sweet Bounce, or whoop! whoop!

My wife used to be totally obsessed with this song. The sax line is so bad that it's like listening to nails scraping along a blackboard. Then I found out my secretary liked that song too, but she brought up something interesting.

"I can't understand a single word of the lyrics," she told me.

I thought about it. I can only understand the word saxophone and the "whoop whoop" in that mess. What language is that? Portuguese? German? Zulu?

TRY ENGLISH!

You might want to check out the super sexy video (with the sound off...)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WL1hlzLsUaU

Here are the words (many are mis-spelled and made up...) :

Calabria

by Enur (feat. Natasja)

Easy now no need fi(as in for) go down,
easy now no need fi go down,
rock that run that, this where we from
(repeat 2x)

Whoop Whoop
When you run come around,
Cu(z) I kno ur the talk of the town yea
(repeat 4x)

Easy now no need fi go down
Just walk it gently and no break nah bone,
Cool end-it-ly, you have a style of your own,
Me never kno you saw ya master the saxsaphone

cause u sound like the talk of the town yea,
imma lock u when u run come around yea,
make me wobble, make me whole body bubble,
an me no say ya trouble, when ya ready for the double,
and n u hit that,
no ti-na the mickle (as in middle)
play with it a lickle(as in little), why you so na tickle
im tellin' you to, hit that
no ti-na the mickle (as in middle)
stay with it a lickle(as in little), why you so na tickle
im feelin' them
(whoop whoop)

easy now no need fi go down,
easy now no need fi go down,
walk it gently and no break nah bone

Whoop Whoop
When you run come around,
Cu(z) I kno ur the talk of the town yea
(repeat 4x)

Best shown overall, shiny and tall,
One touch make a gal climb whoever you are,
Brass hat, hatter(as in hotter) than fireball
Whoop Whoop!
You not small you not lickle(as in little) at all
Dat touch, just dip on me mind yea
The good feelin dip on rewind yea
make me wobble, make me whole body bubble,
an me no say ya trouble, when ya ready for the double,
and n u hit that,
no ti-na the mickle (as in middle)
play with it a lickle(as in little), why you so na tickle
im tellin' you to, hit that
no ti-na the mickle (as in middle)
stay with it a lickle(as in little), why you so na tickle
im feelin' them

Walk it gently and no break nah bone

easy now no need fi go down,
easy now no need fi go down,
rock that run that, this where we from
(repeat 2x)

Whoop Whoop
When you run come around,
Cu(z) I kno ur the talk of the town yea
(repeat 8x)

Whooop Whooop!!!

(Thanks to AnUp & Leigh for these lyrics)
[Calabria 2007 Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

WTF - SURPRISE!!!

Friday, May 8, 2026

leveret \ LEV-er-it \ , noun; 

• a young hare.

Origin: Leveret comes to English from the Anglo-French word which is a diminutive form of levre meaning "hare."

 

Turtle-Burgered 

• When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

 

wwjtkd

• What Would James Tibirius Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James "Jim" Kirk would work.

Person 1: OK, were stuck in an underground cavern on a distant planet with no access to the surface.
Person 2: We need a plan. WWJKD?

 

skirt chaser

• A male who feels compelled to pursue and/or ogle all females.

Sarah couldn't seem to escape Kenny's gaze, and she thought of him as a skirt chaser.

 

Pictured: A De Soto! 

History

• Mississippi River: was reached by Spanish conquistador Hernando de Soto (1541)
• Reign of Terror: Antoine Lavoisier, the father of modern chemistry, was guillotined (1794)
• pyroclastic flow: Martinique's Mt. Pelée erupted a cloud of hot gas, ash and rock, killing 40,000 people (1902)
• eye bank: a collection of corneas donated after death was established for the first time, in New York City (1944)
• V-E Day: the UK and US celebrated their victory over Nazi Germany, a day after Germany signed an unconditional surrender (1945)

Birthdays

• Miguel Hidalgo 1753
• Jean Henri Dunant 1828
• Oscar Hammerstein 1847
• Harry S. Truman (U.S.) 1884
• Francis Desales Ouimet 1893
• Bishop Fulton Sheen 1895
• Robert Johnson 1911
• Lex Barker 1919
• Don Rickles 1926
• David Attenborough 1926
• Sonny Liston 1932
• Thomas Pynchon 1937
• Rick Nelson 1940
• Peter Benchley 1940
• James Mitchum 1941
• John Fred (John Fred and His Playboy Band) 1941
• Toni Tennille 1943
• Paul Samwell-Smith (Yardbirds) 1943
• Gary Glitter 1944
• Chris Frantz (Talking Heads) 1951
• Phillip Bailey (Earth, Wind and Fire) 1951
• Billy Burnette 1954 - Musician (Fleetwood Mac)
• David Keith 1954
• Stephen Furst 1954
• Alex Van Halen 1955 - Musician (Van Halen)
• Ronnie Lott 1959
• Eric Brittingham 1960 - Musician (Cinderella)
• Melissa Gilbert 1964
• Dave Rowntree (Blur) 1964
• Del Gray (Little Texas) 1968

 

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