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Thanks to Lisa for creating this for me years ago!

Muh berfday 2026

My birthday cake will be the one that says "Bad Motherfucker"

How many people died on the day I was born?

131,862 People

Unusual Deaths in 1971 
* Jerome Irving Rodale, an american pioneer of organic farming, died of a heart attack while being interviewed on the dick cavett show. according to urban legend, when he appeared to fall asleep, cavett quipped "are we boring you, mr. rodale?" , which cavett has recently stated in a may 2007 new york times article was incorrect - the initial reaction to rodale was fellow guest pete hamill noticing something was wrong, and saying in a low voice to cavett, "this looks bad." the show was never broadcast.

Natural disasters in 1971 
* 1971 San Fernando earthquake
* 1971 Canberra flood
* 1971 Kuala Lumpur floods

People who died on October 30 (various years) 
* 2006 - Clifford Geertz, American anthropologist
* 2006 - Junji Kinoshita, Japanese playwright
* 2005 - Shamsher Singh Sheri, Indian communist leader
* 2005 - Al Lopez, baseball player and manager
* 2004 - Peggy Ryan, American actress
* 2002 - Juan Antonio Bardem, Spanish director and screenwriter
* 2002 - Jam Master Jay, American rapper and musician (Run DMC) (murdered)
* 2000 - Steve Allen, American comedian, author, and composer
* 1997 - Samuel Fuller, American film director
* 1993 - Paul Grégoire, Archbishop of Montreal
* 1989 - Adam Mitchell Australian Drummer
* 1988 - T. Hee, American animator
* 1985 - Kirby Grant, American actor
* 1979 - Donna Rachele Mussolini, Italian, wife of Benito Mussolini
* 1979 - Barnes Wallis, British aeronautical engineer
* 1978 - Edgar Bergen, American ventriloquist
* 1975 - Gustav Ludwig Hertz, German physicist, Nobel Prize laureate
* 1969 - Pops Foster, American musician
* 1968 - Conrad Richter, American writer
* 1968 - Ramón Novarro, Mexican actor
* 1968 - Rose Wilder Lane, American journalist and author
* 1966 - Yórgos Theotokás, Greek novelist
* 1957 - Fred Beebe, baseball player
* 1923 - Andrew Bonar Law, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
* 1915 - Charles Tupper, sixth Prime Minister of Canada
* 1912 - James S. Sherman, Vice President of the United States
* 1910 - Henry Dunant, Swiss founder of the Red Cross, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
* 1899 - William Henry Webb, American industrialist and philanthropist
* 1894 - Honoré Mercier, politician, Premier of Quebec
* 1893 - John Joseph Caldwell Abbott, third Prime Minister of Canada
* 1883 - Robert Volkmann, German composer
* 1853 - Pietro Raimondi, Italian composer
* 1842 - Allan Cunningham, Scottish poet and author
* 1816 - Frederick I of Württemberg
* 1809 - William Cavendish-Bentinck, 3rd Duke of Portland, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
* 1685 - Michel le Tellier, French statesman
* 1680 - Antoinette Bourignon, Flemish mystic
* 1654 - Emperor Go-Komyo of Japan
* 1632 - Henri II de Montmorency, French naval officer and Governor of Languedoc
* 1626 - Willebrord Snell, Dutch astronomer and mathematician
* 1611 - King Charles IX of Sweden
* 1602 - Jean-Jacques Boissard, French poet
* 1553 - Jacob Sturm von Sturmeck, German statesman and reformer
* 1522 - Jean Mouton, French composer
* 1459 - Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, Italian humanist

  

 

  

Candy Corn Day - 10/30/2026

Candy Corn Day

[Oct 30]

Do you know that old wives' tale about the Candy Corn being made back in the 1880s and it's still being distributed? Well, my sister Liz and I still argue about that to this day! Somehow she really doesn't like Candy Corn and almost every Halloween I remember she makes fun of me having Candy Corn.

I LOVE Candy Corn. Sure, there's not much to it except sugar but I love the simplicity of it. I mean, I can't think of a Halloween without Candy Corn! So while I was planning the Halloween party with Rachael at their place, Rachael brought up the subject of having loads of Candy Corn, so I said, "Of course we have to have Candy Corn, Halloween won't be the same without it!" And of course my big sis had to cut in and tell her the whole story about how Candy Corn was never made after the 1880s. We had our old brother and sister annual Candy Corn debate. It was fun. I remember about the old days when we were teenagers and we used to argue back and forth, you know the whole, "Is to!" and "Is not!" rebuttals. Man, we were like cartoon characters. Now we argue just to remember those times and pull each other's legs. We reminisce about them and think how silly we were. But we're still not giving up! We're still sticking to the same sides. For me that brings out the Halloween spirit, silly and fun. And that's one of the most important ingredients in planning a Halloween party.

BAXOJAYZ DAY! Friday, October 30, 2026

galoot \ guh-LOOT \ , noun;

• Slang . an awkward, eccentric, or foolish person. 

Origin: Galoot entered English in the early 1800s and is of unknown origin.  

crop dusting

• farting while walking; walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store.

 

baxolicious

• The superlative of donovanesque.

As donovanesque as Tom Brady's ex-girlfriend is, she cannot hold a candle to the baxolicious Stacey.

 

  

Holiday

• Devil's Night: The name Devil's Night or Mischief Night is used in the eastern U.S. and Canada, although the acts are generally less destructive and violent than those committed in Detroit.

History

• Act of Supremacy: the English parliament passed a law making King Henry VIII head of the English church (1534)

  
• War of the Worlds: Orson Welles' radio broadcast purported to deliver news of a fictional Martian invasion; outrage and panic ensued (1930)
• Tsar Bomba: the largest and most powerful nuclear weapon ever tested was detonated by the Soviet Union over the Arctic archipelago of Novaya Zemlya (1961)
• the rumble in the jungle: Muhammad Ali knocked out George Foreman for the world heavyweight title (1974)
• Quebec: voters opted to stay part of Canada by a hair's-breadth majority of 50.6% to 49.4% (1995)

Birthdays

• John Adams (U.S.) 1735
• Richard Sheridan 1751
• Alfred Sisley 1839
• Ezra Pound 1885
• Charles Atlas 1893
• Ruth Gordon 1896
• Sue Carol 1907
• Gordon Parks 1912
• Fred Friendly 1915
• Joe Adcock 1927
• Louis Malle 1932
• Hamilton Camp 1934
• Dick Vermeil 1936
• Dick Gautier 1937
• Claude Lelouch 1937
• Eddie Holland 1939
• Grace Slick (Jefferson Airplane/Starship) 1939
• Ed Lauter 1940
• Otis Williams (The Temptations) 1941
• Henry Winkler 1945
• Timothy B. Schmidt (Poco, The Eagles) 1947
• Harry Hamlin 1951
• Charles Martin Smith 1953
• T. Graham Brown 1954
• Shanna Reed 1955
• Kevin Pollak 1958
• Joey Belladonna 1960 (Anthrax)
• Diego Armando Maradona 1960
• Ty Detmer 1967
• Gavin Rossdale (Bush) 1967
• Nia Long 1970
• T3h Bax0jayz! (Bobby the Blue) 1971 - accountant, drummer, blogger, supreme dictator of the universe, will become a saint.
• Kassidy Osborn (SHeDAISY) 1976
  Fiona Dourif 1981 (Chucky films and TV)
  
• Christopher Backus 1981

 

  

 

  

Turtle Thursday: Diagnosis EVIL (2026)

From 2007:

There must be a special course dedicated to evil. In Rob Zombie's additions to the Halloween franchise, Dr. Loomis diagnoses Michael Myers as "evil." I've heard of people being referred to as evil before, but not diagnosed medically as evil.

 

However, I have heard of an animal being diagnosed as evil. It was my little map turtle, Jay. When I got the little girl it took a while for her to become accustomed to human touch and would "come out of his shell" for us. When she finally did, I noticed this turtle had a horn on her neck. It wasn't some illusion, there was an actual out-growth that was spike-like in nature. Puzzled, I went back to the pet shop where I purchased the animal. After I described the physical aberration the clerk grabbed a book off the shelf and checked his references.

 

"Hmm," the clerk started, "there's nothing in here about horns on Maps. I guess she's just evil."

 

He said it with a straight face! Stupefied, I walked out of the shop.

 

So now am I to believe that Michael Myers and my little turtle are both evil? Maybe so. I think I'll be wise to hide all my butcher knives from the turtle...

Thursday, October 29, 2026

pilar \ PAHY-ler \ , adjective; 

• of, pertaining to, or covered with hair. 

Origin: Pilar came to English in the mid-1800s from the New Latin pilāris meaning "of hair."

deja moo

• The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

Katie: " How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?"
Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again."
Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."

History 

• Republic of Turkey: was established when forces led by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, "the father of modern Turkey," wrested control from the Ottoman Empire (1923)

  
• Black Tuesday: the US stock market crashed and the Great Depression began (1929)
• Star of India: giant star sapphire was stolen, along with other fabulous gems, from the American Museum of Natural History (1964)
• NOW: the women's organization was founded (1966)
• Internet: the first host-to-host connection was made on the ARPA Net between UCLA and SRI in California (1969)
• John Glenn: the first American in orbit took flight aboard the Discovery shuttle, becoming, at 77, the oldest person to visit space (1998)
  "Super Storm Sandy" hit New York, leaving over 90% of Long Island without power. (2012)

Birthdays

• Daniel Emmett 1815
• Fanny Brice 1891
  
• Douglas Montgomery 1891
• Akim Tamiroff 1899
• William Juzda 1920
• Bill Mauldin 1921
• Neal Hefti 1922
• Zoot (John Haley) Sims 1925
• Jon Vickers 1926
• Sonny Osbourne (Osborne Brothers) 1937
• Lee Clayton 1942
• Bob Ross 1942 (Painter)
• Denny Laine (Moody Blues, Wings) 1944
• Melba Moore 1945
• Peter Green (Fleetwood Mac) 1946 
• Richard Dreyfuss 1947
• Kate Jackson 1948
• Ed Dyck 1950
• 
  Denis Potvin 1953
• Steve Kellough (Wild Horses) 1957
• Randy Jackson (Jackson Five) 1961
• Peter Timmins (Cowboy Junkies) 1965
• Paris 1967
• Joely Fisher 1967
• SA (311) 1970
• Toby Smith (Jamiroquai) 1970
• Winona Ryder 1971
• Tracee Ellis Ross 1972
• Trevor Lissauer 1973
• Brendan Fehr 1977
• Ebba Tove Elsa Nilsson (aka Tove Lo) (singer)1987