Look forward to Cinthia!

Cinthia Fernandez

 

Hombre Argentina December 2010

Hottie of the day

 

Look forward to SHAWNEE!!!

Hottie of the Day

 

Shawnee Smith

 
You probably recognize her from the SAW movies.

 

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Monday, August 17, 2026

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The Talking Dog (2026)

 

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."

Sunday, August 16, 2026

anon \ uh-NON \ , adverb;

1. in a short time; soon. 
2. at another time. 
3. Archaic . at once; immediately. 

Origin: Anon comes from the Old English phrase on āne meaning "in one (course)" or "straightaway."

pedexterity, verb;

• Describing someone with the ability to use their feet to pick things up. Also, pedextrous

Susie dropped her pencil on the floor during school and, thanking Sweet Jesus for her pedexterity, slipped her foot out of her flip-flop and picked it up with her toes.

History

• Cyprus: was granted independence from Britain (1960)
• Joseph Kittinger: USAF pilot set records for a parachute jump, including fastest speed by a person through the atmosphere — 614 mph/988 kph (1960)
• Elvis Presley: The King was found dead of heart failure at his Memphis estate, Graceland (1977)
• harmonic convergence: thousands began a two-day celebration ushering in a period of purification and cleansing of the Earth and humankind (1987)

Birthdays

• Amos Alonzo Stagg 1862

• Bernard McFadden 1868
• George Meany 1894
• Mae Clarke 1910
• Menachem Begin (Israel) 1913
• Al Hibbler 1915
• Charles Bukowski 1920
• Shimon Peres (Israel) 1923
• Fess Parker 1925
• Ann Blyth 1928
• Lois Nettleton 1929
• Robert Culp 1930
• Tony Trabert 1930
• Frank Gifford 1930
• Eydie Gorme 1932
• Julie Newmar 1933
• John Standing 1934
• Anita Gillette 1936
• Carole Shelley 1939
• Billy Joe Shaver 1939
• Barbara George 1942
• Robert Lester (The Chi-Lites) 1942
• Bob Balaban 1945
• Suzanne Farrell 1945
• Lesley Ann Warren 1946
• Joey Spampinato (NRBQ) 1950
• Reginald Vel Johnson 1952
• Kathie Lee Gifford 1953
• James J.T. Taylor (Kool and The Gang) 1953
• Kevin Rowland (Dexy's Midnight Runners) 1953
• James Cameron 1954
• Tim Farriss (INXS) 1957
• Angela Bassett 1958
• Madonna Louise Ciccone 1958
• Laura Innes 1959
• Timothy Hutton 1960
• Steve Carell 1962 (40 Year Old Virgin)
• Maria McKee (Lone Justice) 1964
• Donovan Leitch, Jr. 1968 - Actor, son of Donovan (the singer)
• Emily Robinson (The Dixie Chicks) 1972
• Vanessa Carlton 1980

  

 

  

 

 

  

"V-J" Day, 2026

I'm not a fan of the name V-J day. It was the Victory over Japan. Those cowardly bastards sneak attacked Pearl Harbor and were willing to fight to the last man to advance their imperialism in the Pacific. 

So President Truman figured, To the last man, huh? and evaporated two Japanese cities in atomic mushroom clouds. Had he not done that thousands, tens of thousands, maybe HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of American soldiers would've died in continued fighting in the Pacific. It was a hard decision, but the RIGHT decision to bring the war to a fast end. Victory over the aggressions of Japan. 

 

In this day and age of SJW snowflakes, people are trying to make the USA out as being the true villains of WW2. To those people I offer a solid GO FUCK YOURSELF and your odd rewriting of history you America hating scumbags!

Saturday, August 15, 2026

lagniappe \ lan-YAP, LAN-yap \ , noun; 

1. Chiefly Southern Louisiana and Southeast Texas . a small gift given with a purchase to a customer, by way of compliment or for good measure; bonus. 
2. a gratuity or tip. 
3. an unexpected or indirect benefit. 

Origin: Lagniappe , also spelled lagnappe , is an Americanism that entered English in the mid-19th century. It is thought to be a variant of the Spanish term la napa , which can be traced to the Quecha word yapa. 

the royal we

• A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.

"God, we got so plastered last night."
"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."
"Good times. We have fun."
"Go fuck a blender."

History

• 1057 - Macbeth, the King of Scotland, was killed by the son of King Duncan.
• 1848 - The dental chair was patented by M. Waldo Hanchett.
• 1911 - The product Crisco was introduced by Procter & Gamble Company.
• 1914 - The Panama Canal was officially opened to commercial traffic as an American ship sailed from the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean.
• 1944 - The Allied forces of World War II landed in southern France.
• 1945 - The Allies proclaimed V-J Day a day after Japan agreed to surrender unconditionally.
• 1947 - India became independent from Britain and was divided into the countries of India and Pakistan. India had been under British control about 200 years.
• 1961 - East German workers began construction of the Berlin Wall.
• 2001 - Astronomers announced the discovery of the first solar system outside our own. They had discovered two planets orbiting a star in the Big Dipper.
  2021 - Hasty retreat from Afghanistan shows poor planning and terrible foreign policy by President Biden. The country quickly fell back into Taliban hands while stranding thousands of Americans and American Allies within. 
  

 

Birthdays

• Napoleon Bonaparte 1769
• Sir Walter Scott 1771
• Ethel Barrymore 1879
• Edna Ferber 1887
• T.E. Lawrence ("Lawrence of Arabia") 1888
• Bill Baird 1904
• Hugo Winterhalter 1909
• Julia Child 1912
• Wendy Hiller 1912
• Huntz Hall 1919
• Rose-Marie 1923
• Robert Bolt 1924
• Phyllis Schlafly 1924
• Rose Maddox 1925
• Mike Connors 1925
• Oscar Peterson 1925
• Bill Pinkney (The Drifters) 1925
• Nicolas Roeg 1928
• Janice Rule 1931
• Abby Dalton 1932
• Lori Nelson 1933
• Bobby Helms 1933
• Bobby Byrd 1934
• Jim Dale 1935
• Vernon Jordan 1935
• Pat Priest 1936
• Stephen Breyer 1938
• Don Rich 1941
• Pete York (Spencer Davis Group) 1942
• Linda Ellerbee 1944
• Jill Haworth 1945
• Jimmy Webb 1946
• Tom Johnston 1948 - Musician (Doobie Brothers)
• Tess Harper 1950
• Princess Anne (England) 1950
• Larry Mathews 1955
• Zeljko Ivanek 1957
• Matt Johnson (The The) 1961
• Debi Mazar 1964
• Angela Rae (Wild Horses) 1966
• MCA (The Beastie Boys) 1967
• Debra Messing 1968
• Anthony Anderson 1970
• Ben Affleck 1972
• Michael Graham (Boyzone) 1972
• Natasha Henstridge 1974
  Jennifer Lawrence 1990