Baxojayz - Centricity

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Sunday, October 06, 2024

The Statue

A tourist walked into a Brighton antique shop.
After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat.
It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.

He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?'

The owner replied: 'It's $12 for the rat, and $100 for the story.'

The tourist gave the owner his $12 and said: 'I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story.'

As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the sewers and begun following him. This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way. He increased his speed & ran on towards the beach, and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster & faster. By now very concerned, he ran down to the pier and threw the bronze Rat far out into the water. Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and were all drowned.

The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said: 'Ah, you've come back for the story then?'

'No,' said the tourist, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze illegal immigrant'........

Sunday, October 6, 2024

sententious \sen-TEN-shuhs\, adjective:

1. Abounding in pithy aphorisms or maxims: a sententious book.
2. Given to excessive moralizing; self-righteous.
3. Given to or using pithy sayings or maxims: a sententious poet.
4. Of the nature of a maxim; pithy.

Sententious is related to sententia, the Latin root for the word sentence. The Latin word sententiosus meant "full of meaning, pithy."

wag1

Translates to "what's going on?" from wagwaan or wagwan. Means "what's up?" "what's happening in your life?" or even just "hi, how are you?". Used as an internet slang greeting.

guy1: wag1
guy2: safe

History

Moulin Rouge: France's most famous cabaret opened in the Montmartre section in Paris (1889)
The Jazz Singer: first full-length talkie debuted with songs and 291 spoken words (1927)
The Curse of the Billy Goat: began when Billy Sianis and his goat were ejected from Wrigley Field during Game 4 of the 1945 World Series; Sianis predicted that the Cubs would never again win a World Series, and, so far, they haven't even been in one since then (1945)
Yom Kippur War: Egypt and Syria attacked Israel on the holiest day of the Jewish year (1973)
Anwar Sadat: Egypt's president was assassinated by Islamic fundamentalists while reviewing a military parade in Cairo (1981)

Birthdays

Wenceslas III (1289-1306): king of Hungary
Jenny Lind 1820
George Westinghouse 1846 - Founder of Westinghouse Electric Company and invented railway braking systems

Reginald Fessenden 1866
Le Corbusier 1887
Jerome Cowan 1897
Florence Seibert 1897
Jack Sharkey 1902
Helen Wills Moody 1905
Janet Gaynor 1906
Carole Lombard 1908
Thor Heyerdahl 1914
H.R. (Bum) Bright 1920
Shana Alexander 1925
Paul Badura-Skoda 1927
Hafez Assad (Syria) 1930
Fred Graham 1931
Anna Quayle 1936
Britt Ekland 1942
Fred Travalena 1942
Millie Small 1946
Klaus Dibiasi 1947
Thomas McClary (The Commodores) 1950
David Hidalgo (Los Lobos) 1954
Elisabeth Shue 1963
Matthew Sweet 1964
Tim Rushlow 1966
Kitty (B-Rock and the Bizz) 1971
Bobby Farrell (Boney M) 1949
Kevin Cronin (REO Speedwagon) 1951
Amy Jo Johnson 1970
Olivia Thirlby 1986 (Cassandra Anderson in Dredd)

Saturday, October 05, 2024

Fat??

Saturday, October 5, 2024

pharisaic \far-uh-SEY-ik\, adjective:

Practicing or advocating strict observance of external forms and ceremonies of religion or conduct without regard to the spirit; self-righteous; hypocritical.
Of or pertaining to the Pharisees.

Pharisaic comes from the story in the Bible about the Pharisees, a religious sect who purportedly only practiced the doctrine and ritual of their faith without corresponding inner devotion.

Pleb

Refers to an un-educated individual. Usually used by stuck up, middle class, university student types to describe any other normal person.

Oh i say im too good for them, their lowlife plebs.

History

"From where the sun now stands I will fight no more forever": Chief Joseph of the Nez Percé tribe makes his famous statement of surrender to US Cavalry troops (1877)
Jarrow March: 200 protesters set out on a walk from Jarrow in northeastern England to Parliament in London in a bid to draw attention to their unemployment and poverty (1936)
Dr. No: the first James Bond 007 movie came out (1962)
Monty Python's Flying Circus: debuted on BBC-TV (1969)
PBS: nonprofit TV network began broadcasting (1970)