Rock out with your fucking cock out! 05/24/2013

I'm getting back from vacation this weekend. In the meantime, here's some Front 242 to kick your ass! There are three variations of this song. I can play all, stroke for stroke on the drums...

Front 242

Serial Killers Don't Kill Their Girlfriend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcB09K2-eP4

Here, under your bed I wait for you

'Cause I know, I know you want me to

Skeleton in your closet was never so true

You're so very pretty when you're turning blue

When I hear the sound of your voice

You leave me no choice

Be myself, wanna be myself

Be myself, wanna be myself

Be myself, wanna be myself

Be myself, wanna be myself

I'm feeling lucky tonight

I know your mother thinks I'm society's parasite

Well you can leave your mother home

You know how much I like to be alone

And when I hear the sound of her voice

She leaves me no choice

Be myself, wanna be myself

Be myself, wanna be myself

Be myself, wanna be myself

Here, under your dress I wait for you

'Cause I know, I know you want me to

When I hear the sound of her voice

She leaves me no choice

Be myself, wanna be myself

Be myself, wanna be myself

Be myself, wanna be myself

Be myself, wanna be myself

Be myself, wanna be myself

Why can't you go, let me be myself

Have a great weekend!

WTF Friday: I hate double standards.

From my email:

I hate double standards....

Some girl gets a vibrator and it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blow up doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream. I'm apparently a dirty fucking pervert....

Have a fucking great Memorial Day weekend!

WTF Friday: Fuck that shit.

Make mine a beer.

ORLY?

TGIF! Friday, May 24, 2013

gerrymander \JER-i-man-der\, verb:

 

• The dividing of a state, county, etc., into election districts so as to give one political party a majority in many districts while concentrating the voting strength of the other party into as few districts as possible.

Gerrymander is named after E. Gerry (governor of Massachusetts, whose party redistricted the state in 1812) + (sala)mander, from the fancied resemblance of the map of Essex County, Mass., to this animal, after the redistricting.

rocket surgery (n.)

• a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"

A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn't eat green meat. No kidding. It doesn't take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;oD

Trivia

• Next week.

History

• "What hath God wrought?": inventor Samuel F.B. Morse transmitted the first telegraph message; it went from Washington, DC, to Baltimore and it quoted Numbers 23:23 (1844)
• Brooklyn Bridge: engineering marvel linking Brooklyn and Manhattan opened to traffic (1883)
• Crosley Field: hosted MLB's first nighttime game played under lights; Cincinnati's Reds beat Philadelphia's Phillies, 2-1 (1935)
• Concorde: supersonic passenger aircraft began flying to Washington, DC (1976)
• James Jeffords: Republican senator became an Independent, giving control of the US Senate to the Democrats (2001)

Birthdays

• Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit 1686 - Physicist, engineer, he determined the temperature scale named after him
• Emanuel Leutze 1816
• Queen Victoria (Britain) 1819
• Samuel I. Newhouse 1895
• Tommy Chong 1938 - Comedian (Cheech and Chong)
• Prince Buster 1938
• Lilli Palmer 1914
• Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman) 1941 - Traveling Wilburys
• Derek Quinn 1942 - Musician (Freddie and the Dreameres)
• Gary Burghoff 1943 - Actor ("M*A*S*H")
• Patti LaBelle (Patricia Louise Holte) 1944 - Singer
• Priscilla Presley 1945 - Wife of Elvis Presley
• Steve Upton 1946
• Judy Kahan 1948
• Jim Broadbent 1950 - Actor
• Alfred Molina 1953 - Actor
• Rosanne Cash 1955 - Singer
• Larry Blackmon (Cameo) 1956
• Kristin Scott Thomas 1960 - Actor ("Under the Cherry Moon")
• Joe Dumars 1963
• Gene Anthony Ray 1963
• Vivian Trimble 1963 - Singer (Luscious Jackson)
• John C. Reilly 1965 - Actor
• Heavy D 1967
• Erin Close 1967 - Actor ("Without a Trace")
• Tommy Page 1967
• Rich Robinson 1969 - Musician (The Black Crowes)
• Brad Penny 1978 - Baseball player
• Billy L. Sullivan 1980

Happy World Turtle Day!!!

Turtle Thursday: I might be seeing this RIGHT NOW!!!

Not likely. I'm probably knocking back tequila and beer.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

parturient \pahr-TOOR-ee-uhnt\, adjective:

 

1. Bearing or about to bear young; travailing.
2. Pertaining to parturition.
3. Bringing forth or about to produce something, as an idea.

Parturient is derived from the Latin word parturient- which literally meant "being in labor" or "desiring to bring forth."

Scareware

• Using popular and mis-spelled search terms, the criminals divert people to sites that are seeded with fake warnings about virus infections. The pop-up warnings claim that a visitor's PC is riddled with malicious programs, virusses and spyware. In turn visitors are duped into buying fake removal software.

Scareware peddlers are misleading people with false evidence that their machine is infected with viruses and are encouraging them to download and buy software that basically does nothing.

Trivia

• Next week.

History

• Joan of Arc: was captured by the Burgundians who sold her to the English (1430)
• Captain Kidd: was hanged in London for murder and piracy (1701)
• Baltimore and Ohio Railroad: began the first passenger service in the US (1830)
• Mounties: the North West Mounted Police was created; it would later become the federal police force of Canada (1873)
• New York Public Library: after 16 years of construction, the library's main building was dedicated by President William H. Taft (1911)
• Bonnie and Clyde: Depression-era outlaws were ambushed and killed by police in Louisiana (1934)
• West Germany: was reconstituted from post-WWII occupation zones (1949)

Birthdays

• Friedrich Anton Mesmer 1734 - Physician, astrologist
• Margaret Fuller (Sarah Margaret Fuller Ossoli) 1810 - Journalist, criti, women's rights activist
• Arabella Mansfield 1846 - She was the first female lawyer in the United States
• Douglas Fairbanks 1883 - Actor
• Herbert Marshall 1890 - Actor
• Artie Shaw 1910 - Band leader
• Scatman Crothers (Benjamin Sherman "Scatman" Crothers) 1910 - Actor, musician, singer, dancer
• John Payne 1912 - Actor, singer
• Betty Garrett 1919 - Actress ("All in the Family," "Laverne and Shirley")
• Helen O'Connell 1920 - Singer, actress, dancer
• Alicia de Larrocha 1923 - Pianist
• Mac Wiseman 1925 - Singer
• Nigel Davenport 1928 - Actor
• Rosemary Clooney 1928 - Singer, actress
• Julian Euell 1929 - Jazz musician
• Barbara Barrie 1931 - Actress
• Joan Collins 1933 - Actress ("Dynasty")
• Robert Moog 1934 - Musician
• Charles Kimbrough 1936 - Actor ("Murphy Brown")
• General Johnson 1943 - Musician (Chairman of the Board)
• Lauren Chapin 1945 - Actress ("Father Knows Best")
• Misty Morgan 1945 - Musician
• Judy Rodman 1951 - County singer
• Anatoly Karpov 1951 - Chess grandmaster
• "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler 1952 - Boxer
• Luka Bloom 1955 - Singer
• Drew Carey 1958 - Actor, game show host
• Shelley West 1958 - Country singer
• Linden Ashby 1960 - Actor
• Karen Duffy 1961 - Actress, model
• Phil Selway 1967 - Musician (Radiohead)
• Noel Gallagher 1968 - Musician (Oasis)
• Laurel Holloman 1968 - Actress ("The L Word")
• Lorenzo 1972 - Singer
• Maxwell 1973 - Singer
• Jewel 1974 - Singer
• Kelly Monaco 1976
• Adam Wylie 1984 - Actor

  

Hasselhoff Wednesday: Another

It's still May

Here's some interesting TRIVIA

Quite a buttload pictured above...

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

acephalous \ey-SEF-uh-luhs\, adjective:

1. Without a leader or ruler.

2. Also, acephalic Zoology. headless; lacking a distinct head.

Acephalous stems from the Greek combining form -cephalous meaning "having a head or heads" and the prefix a- meaning "not, without."

Obaminate

• To tax one into submission

Bill: "Did you get your paycheck today?"

Tony: "Yeah, but it was Obaminated, theres almost nothing left"

Trivia

• Next week.

History

• War of the Roses: series of civil wars began, pitting York against Lancaster (1455)
• Pact of Steel: Germany and Italy committed to a military alliance (1939)
• Truman Doctrine: became US law; it encouraged aid to countries under communist threat (1947)
• Richard Nixon: became the first American president to visit Russia (1972)
• Sri Lanka: became a republic, changing its name from Ceylon (1972)
• Republic of Yemen: was formed by the union of North Yemen and South Yemen (1990)
• The Tonight Show: Johnny Carson hosted the last episode of his late night show (1992)

Birthdays

• Wilhelm Richard Wagner 1813 - Composer
• Mary Cassatt 1844 - Painter, printmaker
• Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 1859 - Author of Sherlock Holmes detective novels
• Laurence Olivier 1907 - Actor, director, producer
• Sun Ra (Herman Poole Blount, Le Sony'r Ra) 1914 - Musician
• Vance Packard 1914 - Journalist, social critic, author
• Judith Crist 1922 - Film critic
• Charles Aznavour 1924 - Singer
• Elaine Leighton 1926 - Musician
• Michael Constantine 1927 - Actor
• Jackie Cain 1928 - Musician
• T. Boone Pickens 1928 - Oil tycoon
• Kenny Ball 1930 - Musician
• Al Brown 1934 - Band leader (Al Brown's Tunetoppers)
• Peter Nero (Bernard Nierow) 1934 - Pianist, conductor
• Frank Converse 1938 - Actor
• Susan Strasberg 1938 - Actress
• Richard Benjamin 1938 - Actor, director
• Paul Winfield 1939 - Actor ("Sounder")
• Bernard Shaw 1940 - Broadcast journalist
• Michael Sarrazin 1940 - Actor
• Barbara Parkins 1942 - Actress
• Bernie Taupin 1950 - Songwriter, worked with Elton John
• Jerry Dammers 1954 - Musician (Specials)
• Iva Davies 1955 - Musician (Icehouse)
• Al Corley 1956 - Actor, singer, producer
• Morrissey 1959 - Musician (The Smiths)
• Dana Williams 1961 - Musician (Diamond Rio)
• Ann Cusak 1961 - Actress
• Jesse Valenzuela 1962 - Musician (Gin Blossoms)
• Johnny Gill 1966 - Singer (New Edition)
• Dan Roberts 1967 - Musician (Crash Test Dummies)
• Naomi Campbell 1970 - Model
• Alison Eastwood 1972 - Actress, director
• Anna Belknap 1972 - Actress ("CSI: NY")
• Donell Jones 1973 - Musician
• A.J. Langer 1974 - Actress
• Ginnifer Goodwin 1978 - Actress ("Big Love")
• Maggie Q 1979 - Actress
• Apolo Anton Ohno 1982 - Speed skater
  

  

Cheerleaders

Megan Fox and Sandra Bullock

Cuz why not?

Review Tuesday: KMFDM - KUNST

I've been a fan of KMFDM for decades already. I have gotten every record on the day it came out for most of that time. CONSISTENCY! The band has had a record of great albums and polished production, they kept it going with KUNST.

The cast of characters:

• Sascha Konietzko
• Lucia Cifarelli, Jules Hodgson, Andy Selway, Steve White
• Mark Durante, En Esch, Bill Rieflin, Günter Schulz, Tim Sköld, Raymond Watts

The tracklist:

1. KUNST
2. AVE MARIA
3. QUAKE
4. HELLO
5. NEXT BIG THING
6. PUSSY RIOT
7. PSEUDOCIDE
8. ANIMAL OUT
9. THE MESS YOU MADE
10. I <3 not="">

First, they continue their tradition of "five character album titles" with title track KUNST. It's their usual homage to themselves as they rattle off titles of previous KMFDM records. Then the delicious voice of Lucia is front and center in Ave Maria. They jumped right into the whole PUSSY RIOT flap that hit news recently with a well-written song on teh subject. The rest of the record is standard synths, tight guitar licks and ultra-heavy beat. A totally rockin' album that feels both familiar yet brand new all at once.

And there you have it. Thoroughly enjoyable! Another winner. Go out and get it!

On AMAZON.

The official websites:

• http://kmfdm.net/
• https://www.facebook.com/officialkmfdm
• https://twitter.com/kmfdmofficial

Not this nipp(l)y here in Cancun

But Kate Beckinsale still makes a point (or two).

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

recusant \REK-yuh-zuhnt\, noun:

1. A person who refuses to submit, comply, etc.
2. English History. A person, especially a Roman Catholic, who refused to attend the services of the Church of England.

Recusant comes from the Latin word recusāre meaning "to demur, object."

SWAG

• A stupid saying that's overused. People 90 per cent are dumb teenagers, 10 per cent are little ass kids trying to be cool use it for EVERYTHING and also as their facebook name thinking that shit's cute: 'I just opened a cabinet, SWAG.' 'I just fell down, lol, SWAG.' 'SWAGNIFICENT' '(your name) idontgiveafuq gotsswagg' 'lives in swagtown' 'works at swagville' 'That show was so SWAG.' 'I just finished brushing my teeth, SWAG.' 'Hey guys, just woke up, SWAG.' 'Lol, I got kicked out of class, SWAG.' 'I cursed the teacher out, SWAG.' 'Tumbling on tumblr in class, SWAG.' '(your name) the swag god' 'texting in class, SWAG' ... 'SWAG.' You don't have no motherfucking swag.

You: 'I got swag.'

Me: 'That's because you're a fucking retard trying to be like the rest of the try hards thinking their dumb ass have swag.'

Trivia

• Next week.

History

• Clara Barton: founded the American Red Cross (1881)
• Pagliacci: Leoncavallo's opera debuted in Milan (1892)
• Leopold and Loeb: two teenagers attempt to commit the perfect crime when they murdered 14-year-old Bobby Franks (1924)
• The Spirit of St. Louis: one-seater plane touched down as Charles Lindbergh completed the first solo non-stop transatlantic flight (1927); Amelia Earhart became the first woman to perform the same feat (1932)
• Hydrogen bomb: first aerial detonation took place over Bikini atoll (1956)
• Rajiv Gandhi: former Indian prime minister was assassinated while running for reelection (1991)
• Susan Lucci: won her first Daytime Emmy award for Best Actress in the 19th consecutive year she was nominated (1999)

Birthdays

• Plato 427 B.C.
• Albrecht Durer 1471
• Philip II (Spain) 1527
• Alexander Pope 1688
• Glenn Hammond Curtiss 1878
• Armand Hammer 1898
• Horace Heidt 1901
• Fats Waller 1904
• Robert Montgomery 1904
• Sister Maria Innocentia Hummel 1909
• Harold Robbins 1916
• Dennis Day 1917
• Raymond Burr 1917
• Anthony Steel 1920
• Andrei Sakharov 1921 - Soviet physicist, he came to be regarded as the father of the Soviet hydrogen bomb, Soviet antiwar activist
• Ara Parseghian 1923
• Peggy Cass 1924
• Ed Fitz Gerald 1924
  

  
• Robert Creeley 1926
• Rick Jason 1926
• Tommy Bryant 1930
• David Groh 1939
• Heinz Holliger 1939
• Ronald Isley (The Isley Brothers) 1941
• Hilton Valentine (The Animals) 1943
• Janet Daily 1944
• Marcie Blane 1944
• Richard Hatch 1946
• Bill Champlin (Chicago) 1947
• Leo Sayer 1948
• Carol Potter 1948
• Mr. T (Lawrence Tero Tureaud) 1952
• Stan Lynch (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers) 1955
• Judge Reinhold 1957
• Lisa Edelstein 1968 - Actress
• Christian McBride 1972
• Notiorious B.I.G. (Christopher George Latore Wallace) 1972
• Fairuza Balk 1974

Look forward to MONDAY! 05/20/2013

Irina Shayk

Take Me To Rio 2013 Campaign For Beach Bunny Swimwear

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