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Saturday, January 3, 2026

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Rock out with your COCK OUT! 01/03/2026

For the first Friday of 2026, I thought I'd dust off a killer tune... HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!

Alice In Chains

Them Bones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTuD8k3JvxQ&ob=av2e

I believe them bones are me

Some say we're born into the grave

I feel so alone

Gonna end up a big ole pile a them bones

Dust rise right on over my time

Empty fossil of the new scene

I feel so alone

Gonna end up a big ole pile a them bones

Toll due bad dream come true

I lie dead gone under red sky

I feel so alone

Gonna end up a big ole pile a them bones

WTF Friday: You skanky ho

Friday, January 2, 2026

klaxon \KLAK-suhn\, noun:

• a loud electric horn, formerly used on automobiles, trucks, etc., and now often used as a warning signal.

Klaxon got its name from an American manufacturing company that made horns for automobiles. It entered English in the early 1900s.

 
christmas fatigues

1. camouflage consisting of red, green, and white.
2. Wearing a hodgepodge of Christmas colors in an unfashionable manor.

Careful not to wear your Christmas Pajamas with your Christmas sweater or you will be accused of wearing Christmas fatigues.

 
Actually I own a Pajama pants that is red, green, and white camo. Christmas Fatigues.

History

• Granada: last Moorish stronghold in Spain, led by Muhammad XI, surrendered to Roman Catholic monarchs Ferdinand II and Isabella I (1492)
• Vulcan: the "discovery" of a planet closer to the Sun than Mercury was announced by French mathematician Urbain Jean Joseph Le Verrier; it proved to be nonexistent (1860)
• Russo-Japanese War: ended with Russian General Stoessel's letter of surrender to Japan's General Nogi (1905)
• 55 mph limit: Congress and President Richard Nixon set a national speed limit to conserve gasoline following the 1973 oil crisis (1974)
  Soleimani: Iranian terror general of Hezbollah was killed with some of his evil cohorts at a Baghdad Airport by way of drone attack ordered by President Donald Trump.  

Birthdays

• Nathaniel Bacon 1647
• Philip Freneau 1752
• Martha Thomas 1857
• Sally Rand 1904
• James Melton 1904
• Sir Michael Tippett 1905
• Vera Zorina (Eva Hartwig) 1917
• Isaac Asimov 1920
• Renata Tebaldi 1922
• Anna Lee 1923
• Jason Evers 1927
• Gino Marchetti 1927
• Julius LaRosa 1930
• Roger Miller 1936
• Jim Bakker 1939
• Donald B. Keck 1941
• Christopher Durang 1949
• Chick Churchill (Ten Years After) 1949
• Wendy Phillips 1952
• Joanna Pacula 1957
• Gabrielle Carteris 1961
• Todd Haynes 1961
• Tia Carrere 1967 
• Cuba Gooding, Jr. 1968
• Christy Turlington 1969
• Taye Diggs 1971
• Paz Vega 1976
• Kate Bosworth 1983

 

 

  

 

   

 

 

 

  

  

 

  

Turtle New Year!

Thursday, January 1, 2026

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

misoneism \mis-oh-NEE-iz-uhm, mahy-soh-\, noun:

• hatred or dislike of what is new or represents change.

Misoneism comes from the Greek miso- + neos meaning "hatred" and "new."

 

Praise Google Christ!

• When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.

I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!

 

New Years Herpes

• An exchange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with Chinese New Years herpes.

Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today? 
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor. 
Jeff: Why? 
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes. 
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes? 
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@

Trivia

What celebutante posed nude, spray-painted gold, in ads promoting “blonde, bubbly” Rich Prosecco as an alternative to champagne?

• Hotel heiress Paris Hilton, in 2007.

Holiday

• New Year's Day
• Liberation Day (Cuba)
• Independence Day (Haiti)

History

• The Times of London: first edition was published under this title; it was previously known as The Daily Universal Register (1788)
• Ellis Island: opened (1892); over the next 60-plus years, some 20 million immigrants were processed through its stations
• New York City: was chartered with 4 boroughs — Manhattan, the Bronx, Brooklyn and Queens; Staten Island followed a few weeks later (1898)
• Australia: Victoria, New South Wales, Queensland, South Australia, Western Australia and Northern Territory became a single nation (1901)
• St. Petersburg-Tampa Airboat Line: world's first scheduled airline had its maiden flight, connecting St. Petersburg and Tampa, Florida (1914)
• Czechoslovakia: peacefully split into the Czech Republic and Slovakia (1993)
• euro: coins and notes were launched, creating the Eurozone (2002)
   
  Birthdays

• Bartolomé Murillo 1617
• Paul Revere 1735
• Betsy Ross (Elizabeth Griscom) 1752
• George Washington Carver 1860
• E.M. Forster 1879
• Edie Martin 1880
• John Garand 1888
• Alessandro de Stefani 1891
• J. Edgar Hoover (U.S.) 1895
• Xavier Cugat 1900
• Bradford Ropes 1905
• Louis W. Parker 1906
• Barry Goldwater 1909
• Basil Deardon 1911
• Dana Andrews 1912
• Marvin Camras 1916
• Earl Wrightson 1916
• J.D. Salinger 1919
• Carole Landis 1919
• Milt Jackson 1923
• Valentina Cortese 1925
• Barbara Baxley 1927
• Frank Pourcel (The French Fiddles) 1928
• Bernard Kliban 1935
• Frank Langella 1940
• "Country Joe" McDonald 1942
• Don Novello 1943
• Daimi 1944
• Alain Afflelou 1948
• Steve Ripley (The Tractors) 1950
• Ren Woods 1958
• Grandmaster Flash 1958
• Dedee Pfeiffer 1964
• Verne Troyer 1969
• Paul Thomas Anderson 1970
• Christina B. Bump 1978 
• Vanessa Grasse 1994