Hasselhoff Wednesday: Don't forget

Hasselhoff Wednesday: Is it Friday yet?

Need a drink? This looks like the strong stuff!

KILL. YOUR. IDOL.

Hasselhoff Wednesday: For Yom Kippur

 

Hasselhoff Wednesday: Just Chillin' [2012]

Cuz why not?

Hasselhoff Wednesday: 2008

 

Some missing footage of Hasselhoff from the 2008 Knight Rider movie.

Aren't you glad it's not lost?

 

Hasselhoff Wednesday: Pink

 

Hassel HUNK

I think David photoshopped this himself.

Hasselhoff Wednesday: Hoffy Wednesday!

Week is Hoff done!

Hasselhoff Wednesday: On / Hoff

Sunday, August 2, 2026

scofflaw \ SKAWF-law, SKOF- \ , noun; 

1. a person who flouts the law, especially one who fails to pay fines owed. 
2. a person who flouts rules, conventions, or accepted practices. 

Origin: Scofflaw is a portmanteau that describes a person who scoffs, or mocks, the law. It's been used in English since the 1920s. 

finger guns

• A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.

History

• 
  Declaration of Independence: members of the Continental Congress began putting their John Hancocks on "The Unanimous Declaration of the 13 United States of America" (1776)
• Marihuana Tax Act: US law doused marijuana use, sale and possession with sheer legal intricacy (1937)
• PT-109: a torpedo boat commanded by Lt. John F. Kennedy was sunk off the Solomon Islands by a Japanese destroyer (1943)
• Gulf of Tonkin: the Pentagon reported attacks on US ships by North Vietnamese; the incident led to a Congressional resolution and expansion of the war effort (1964)
• Kuwait: was invaded by Iraq, triggering the Gulf War five months later (1990)

Birthdays

• Sir Arthur Edward Drummond Bliss 1891
• Myrna Loy 1905
• Beatrice Straight 1918
• James Baldwin 1924
• Carroll O'Connor 1924
• Peter O'Toole 1932
• Hank Cochran 1935
• Garth Hudson (The Band) 1937
• Wes Craven 1939
• Edward Patten (Gladys Knight and the Pips) 1939
• Doris Kenner-Jackson (The Shirelles) 1941
• Kathy Lennon 1942 - Musician (The Lennon Sisters)
• Max Wright 1943
• Joanna Cassidy 1945
• Lance Ito 1950
• Andrew Gold 1951
• Butch Vig 1955 (Garbage)
• Mojo Nixon 1957
• Victoria Jackson 1959
• Apollonia 1961
• Cynthia Stevenson 1963
• Mary-Louise Parker1964
• John Stanier (Helmet) 1968
• Kevin Smith 1970
• Zelma Davis (C+C Music Factory) 1970
• Angel Lynn Boris 1974
• Edward Furlong 1977
• Charli XCX (Charlotte Emma Aitchinson) 1992 
  
  
  

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Hasselhoff Wednesday: Eris and Pluto

Spotlight: Easy come, easy go. On this date in 2005, astronomers announced the discovery of Eris, a heavenly body slightly larger than Pluto, and called it the 10th planet. The International Astronomical Union did a little further research and decided that both bodies were too small to be official planets, so Eris and Pluto were demoted to the official designation of dwarf planet. Along with its moon, Dysnomia, Eris is the most distant known object in orbit around the sun. The word "pluto" took on a new meaning with this move — it came to be defined as "to demote or devalue someone or something."

 

Quote: "Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing." — Yoda, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Hasselhoff Wednesday - WTF

 

Friday, July 17, 2026

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braggart \ BRAG-ert \ , noun;

• a person who does a lot of bragging. 

adjective:

• bragging; boastful. 

Origin: Braggart entered English in the 1500s. It finds its roots in the French term braguer meaning "to brag."

Bachelor Wash 

• A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.

1. Since we were out of coffee cups, I bachelor washed the ones from breakfast and filled them up.

2. After a quick bachelor wash, the drinking glass went back in the cupboard.

3. I didn't want my date to think I was a pig, so I bachelor washed the dishes and tossed them in the cupboard.

History

• Spanish-American War: ended when Spanish troops surrendered to US in Santiago, Cuba (1898)
• House of Windsor: in the wake of anti-German sentiment, British royal family changed its name from Saxe-Coburg Gotha (1917)
• Potsdam Conference: world leaders Truman, Stalin and Churchill begin the final Allied summit of WWII (1945)
• Apollo-Soyuz Test Project: for the first time, an Apollo spaceship docked with a Soyuz spacecraft in orbit; it marked the warming US-USSR relationship (1975)
• Woolworths: the last of the company's five-and-dime stores closed; over 9,000 employees went jobless (1997)

Birthdays

• John Astor 1762
• Luis Munoz-Rivera 1859

  
  
• Erle Stanley Gardner 1889
• Berenice Abbott 1898
• James Cagney 1899
• Christina E. Stead 1902
• William Gargan 1905
• Art Linkletter 1912
• Eleanor Steber 1916
• Lou Boudreau 1917
• Phyllis Diller 1917 - Comedian
• Gordon Gould 1920
• Niccolo Castiglioni 1932
• Mimi Hines 1933
• Pat McCormick 1934
• Donald Sutherland 1934 - Actor
• Diahann Carroll 1935 - Actress, singer
• Peter Schickele 1935 - Musician (P. D. Q. Bach)
• Spencer Davis 1939 - Musician, singer (Spencer Davis Group)
• Connie Hawkins 1942 - Basketball player
• Camilla 1947 - Duchess of Cornwall, wife of Britain's Prince Charles
• Cathy Ferguson 1948
• Mick Tucker 1949 - Musician (Sweet)
• Terence 'Geezer' Butler 1949 - Musician (Black Sabbath)
• Mike Vale 1949 - Musician (Tommy James and the Shondells)
• Lucie Arnaz 1951 - Actress
• Phoebe Snow 1952 - Singer

  
• David Hasselhoff 1952 Actor ("Knight Rider," "Baywatch"), singer, actor, living legend 
• Angela Merkel 1954 - German Chancellor
• Bryan Trottier 1956 - Hockey player
• Nancy Giles 1960
• Regina Belle 1963
• Alex Winter 1965
• Guru (Keith Elam) 1966 - Rapper (Gang Starr)
• Stockley (David "Stokley" Williams) 1967 - Singer (Mint Condition)
• JC (Jarret Cordes, J.C. the Eternal) 1971 - (PM Dawn)
• Kitten Jones 1982

  

 

  

  

 

  

Hasselhoff Wednesday: HOFFY BERFDAY!!!

74 this week!

Hasselhoff Wednesday: For Stacey's Berfday this week!

Hasselhoff Wednesday: Cool

You can never hope to be this cool