Turtle Thursday: That ain't right

 

Rock out... ummm...

I used to really love this band until the singer got arrested for attempted rape of a BABY then died in prison. WTF DUDE?!?!

 

LOSTPROPHETS

Shinobi Vs Dragon Ninja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FyvK4DO6U

Got it all too high

Got it figured out,

I wanna do whatever

Laugh until september

And I seem to think that you were once here with me

Maybe I was wrong

U were moving on

And I sit and wonder

Falling under

Get my way or nothing will move on

Everyone has gone

You feel so empty, but I've got me a friend

And I like it

And I know u say I can't care for someone

But are you that clever that you smile forever?

Is it summer yet?

Cause I just don't feel it

Baby it's a treaty

Maybe you are not her

And I sit and wonder, falling under

Get my way or nothing will move on

Everyone has gone.

You feel so empty, but I've got me a friend

And I like it, oh!

Say now, got it for all of me

How do I?

  

 

  

Review Tuesday: Hard Candy (2005)

 

 

HARD CANDY

2005

When a pedophile photographer thinks he's picking up some under-aged cock-tease, he finds that he's in way over his head.

One night my BFF asked if I felt like watching something FUBAR. Cautiously I agreed as I can never tell what she might come up with. It was this thriller from 2005.

 

Jeff Kohlver (Patrick Wilson) is a man with a taste for the forbidden fruit: under-aged girls. He thinks he has his next mark lined up with a girl named Hayley Stark he met in a chat room. They arrange for a hook-up that he would regret for the rest of his life. The rest of the movie is about how Hayley springs a trap on Jeff that he never expected.

One of the fun things about this movie is this stars Ellen Page as Hayley Stark before she became Elliot Page. She plays the roll of jail-bait seductress turned mastermind strategist expertly. I am used to Patrick Wilson playing those wholesome roles in The Conjuring franchise, so it's pretty jarring to see him as act effectively as a child predator. A thrilling adrenaline ride! Worth your time to watch. 

 

 

Review Tuesday: ORPHAN franchise

I HATE movies with children in them and I especially hate HORROR movies with children. Therefore, in the many years since ORPHAN came out I had NO INTENTION of seeing this movie...

 

ORPHAN

2009

When a family adopts a girl, they get more than they expected.

I can't remember what the circumstances were, but we finally decided to watch ORPHAN at the beginning of this year. Or was it towards the end of last year? At any rate, we decided to watch this.  

After the loss of their daughter, a young family decides to adopt a girl to fill the void. However, when they bring Esther home, she's full of surprises. 

While you watch this film, it's initially puzzling. How would a small child know that? She seems way too clever for a nine year old... Before long, the pieces to the puzzle begin to fit and you have a combination OMG / WTF moment. 

This movie is one of the most original concepts I have seen in a horror movie in a long time. The suspense. The plot. The cast. EVERYTHING. This movie was just amazing, yet FUBAR. If you haven't seen it yet, I HIGHLY recommend it! 

AMAZON

 

ORPHAN:

FIRST KILL

2022

The back story story of Leena.

Okay, once we saw ORPHAN I started prepping to write the review when I stumbled across news that the prequel ORPHAN: FIRST KILL was in the can and waiting to be released.  So, I waited to see it before writing anything. However, I must admit, with all the delays I had very low expectations for this movie. I mean, the original was so unexpected, how can they top that?

BUT THEY DID!

Okay, Leena was a 30 year old violent, manipulative, sociopath committed to a lunatic asylum in Estonia. She happens to be the single most dangerous patient in the facility. She engineers the most unbelievable escape, then assumes the identity of a missing child from the USA named Esther, to whom she bears an uncanny resemblance. 

Knowing what the audience already knows, you figure this family is in for it now. It'll be like the first movie all over again. 

NOPE!

This movie might be even MORE messed up than the original! The twists and turns catch you COMPLETELY by surprise. I went into this movie with really low expectations because how can this compete with the original? BUT IT DOES! It has all all sorts of new craziness that you never would've expected. Mrs. bax0jayz and I have been recommending this movie to everyone we know and I certainly do the same for my readers. The suspense builds. The cast is AMAZING. Great  /  troubling story. Worth your time to watch!

AMAZON

  .

MoFo

Sorry for party rockin, but YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

Thursday, June 12, 2014

coterie \ KOH-tuh-ree \ , noun;

1. a group of people who associate closely.
2. an exclusive group; clique.
3. a group of prairie dogs occupying a communal burrow.

Origin: Coterie is French in origin, originally used to refer to an association of tenant farmers. It entered English in the mid-1700s.

Word Vomit

• A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn't mean to.

I told Robin that I saw Mike with some girl at the movie theater last night. It just came out of my mouth like Word Vomit.

History

• Virginia: became the first state to adopt a bill of rights — the Virginia Declaration of Rights (1776)
• perfect game: John Lee Richmond pitched the first MLB game in which no batter reached base during the entire nine innings (1880)
• Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum: shrine to the US national pastime was dedicated in Cooperstown, New York (1939)
• Loving v. Virginia: US Supreme Court struck down all bans on interracial marriages (1967)
• Gossamer Albatross: human-powered aircraft was flown by Bryan Allen across the English Channel (1979)
• "Tear down this wall": challenge was issued by US President Ronald Reagan to Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev; the Berlin Wall did indeed come down two years later (1987)
• $50 bill: new and improved design was unveiled by the US Treasury to help the elderly and hinder counterfeiters (1997)
  

  

Birthdays

• David Rockefeller 1915 - Banker
• Irwin Allen 1916 - Television and film producer, nicknamed "The Master of Disaster"
• Samuel Z. Arkoff 1918 - Movie producer
• Uta Hagen 1919 - Actress
• George H.W. Bush 1924 - 41st President of the United States, father of President George W. Bush
• Vic Damone 1928 - Singer
• Anne Frank (Annelies Marie "Anne" Frank) 1929 - Known for her diary which documented her experiences during World War II
• Jim Nabors 1930 - Actor, singer ("Gomer Pyle, USMC")
• Rona Jaffe 1932 - Novelist
• Robert Bower 1936 - Attorney
• Chick Corea 1941 - Musician
• Marv Albert 1941 - Sportscaster
• Reg Presley 1944 - Musician (The Troggs)
• Brad Delp 1951 - Musician (Boston)
• Bun E. Carlos 1951 - Musician (Cheap Trick)
• Junior Brown 1952 - Musician, singer
• Rocky Burnette (Jonathan Burnette) 1953 - Musician
• Timothy Busfield 1957 - Actor ("The West Wing," "thirtysomething")
• Jenilee Harrison 1959 - Actress
• John Linnell 1959 - Musician (They Might Be Giants)
• Grandmaster Dee 1962 - Musician (Whodini)
• Paula Marshall 1964 - Actress ("Gary Unmarried")
• Frances O'Commor 1967 - Actress
• Bobby Sheehan 1968 - Musician (Blues Traveler)
• Hideki Matsui - Baseball player
• Kenny Wayne Shepherd 1977 - Musician
• Robyn (Robin Miriam Carlsson) 1979 - Singer, songwriter
• Wil Horneff 1979 - Actor
• Dallas Clark 1979 - Football player
• Adriana Lima 1981 - hot Brazilian supermodel
• Kendra Wilkinson 1985 - former Girl Next Door
  

  

  

  

 

Sunday, April 20, 2014

omphaloskepsis \ om-fuh-loh-SKEP-sis \ , noun; 

• contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise. 

Origin: Omphaloskepsis comes from the Greek roots omphalos which means "navel" and sképsis which means "act of looking."

classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.

After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits

Holiday

• Easter: Christian festival and holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ on the third day after his crucifixion at Calvary as described in the New Testament

History

• Fenway Park: Boston Red Sox played their first game in the new stadium (1912)
• school busing: in Swann v. Charlotte-Mecklenburg Board of Education, the Supreme Court held unanimously that it was legitimate to use busing as a tool for achieving racial desegregation in schools (1971)
• Columbine High School massacre: two students at Columbine High School killed 12 classmates and a teacher in a shooting spree (1999)
• Danica Patrick: became the first female winner in IndyCar history, winning the Indy Japan 300 (2008)

Birthdays

• Phillip Pinel 1745
• Napoleon III 1808 - Emperor of France
• Daniel Chester French 1850 - Sculptor, created Minute Man statue in Concord, MA, Abraham Lincoln seated in the Lincoln Memorial, Washington, DC
• Adolf Hitler 1889 - German leader during World War II
• Joan Miro 1893 - Artist
• Harold Lloyd 1893 - Comedian, actor ("For Heaven's Sake")
• Norman Norell (Norman David Levinson) 1900 - Costume designer, fashion designer
• Lionel Hampton 1908 - Singer, songwriter, jazz musician, bandleader
• Tito (Ernest) Puente 1923 - Jazz musician, bandleader
• Nina Foch (Nina Consuelo Maud Fock) 1924 - Actress ("Spartacus", "An American in Paris")
• Leslie Philips 1924 - Actor ("Harry Potter" films)
• Henri Renaud 1925 - Jazz musician, pianist, record producer
• Elena Verdugo 1926 - Actress ("Little Giants", "Meet Millie")
• Phil Hill 1927 - Auto racer
• Bob (Robert Earl) Braun 1929 - Television host ("The Bob Braun Show"), actor ("Die Hard 2", "The Young and the Restless")
• Beaver Harris (William Godwin Harris) 1936 - Musician
• George Takei 1937 - Actor ("Star Trek", "Star Trek" movie series)
• Johnny Tillotson 1939 - Singer
• Ryan O'Neal 1941 - Actor ("Love Story", "Peyton Place")
• Michael Brandon (Feldman) 1945 - Actor ("Red Alert", "Promises in the Dark")
• Jimmy Winston (Langwith) 1945 - Musician (Moments, Small Faces)
• Steve Spurrier 1945 - Football player
• Tom (Thomas George) Hutton 1946 - Baseball player
• Brian Lavender 1947 - Hockey player
• David Leland 1947 - Actor ("Time Bandits"), director
• Joe Bonner 1948 - Jazz pianist, composer
• Craig Frost 1948 - Musician (Grand Funk Railroad)
• Jessica Lange 1949 - Actress ("Tootsie", "Blue Sky")
• Luther Vandross 1951 - Singer, songwriter
• Denis Leary 1958 - Actor
• Clint Howard 1959 - Actor ("Backdraft", "Cocoon")

  
• Crispin Glover 1964 - Actor ("Dead Man", "Twister", "Back to the Future")
• Mike Portnoy 1967 - Musician, drummer (Dream Theater)
• Wade Hayes 1969
• Carmen Electra 1972 - Actress ("Baywatch"), singer/dancer
• Joey Lawrence 1976 - Actor ("Gimme a Break", "Blossom")
   
   
   
   

 

  

  

Saturday, April 19, 2014

bedash \ bih-DASH \ , verb; 

1. to dash or spatter (something) all over: to bedash a salad with pepper . 
2. to dash or strike against: windows bedashed with rain . 
3. to demolish or ruin; obliterate: His dreams of glory were quickly bedashed . 

Origin: Bedash entered English in the mid-1500s. It is a combination of the prefix be- , which was used in Old English in the formation of verbs, and the root dash , meaning "to apply roughly."

cock itch

• Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.

He cleaned up for Friday night but by Monday morning he had cock itch.

History

• "shot heard 'round the world": was fired, starting the American Revolution (1775)
• Warsaw Ghetto Uprising: the Jews began an armed resistance against the Nazis (1943)
• "Old soldiers never die; they just fade away": General Douglas MacArthur bid farewell to Congress (1951)
• The Simpsons: the animated dysfunctional family debuted on The Tracy Ullman Show (1987)
• Oklahoma City Bombing: truck bomb exploded outside the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, killing 168 (1995)

Birthdays

• David Ricardo 1772 - Economist, author
• Ole Evinrude 1877
• Eliot Ness 1903
• Tommy Benford 1905 - Musician (Jelly Roll Morton’s Red Hot Peppers)
• Frank Fontaine 1920
• Kenneth Battelle 1927
• Don Barbour 1927 - Singer (The Four Freshmen)
• Alexis Korner 1928 - Musician, singer
• Hugh O'Brian 1930 - Actor ("The Life and Legend of Wyatt Earp")
• Alex Webster 1931 - Football player
• Jayne Mansfield (Vera Jane Palmer) 1932 - Actress ("It Takes a Thief")
• Dick Sargent 1933 - Actor ("Bewitched", "Fantasy Island")
• Dickie Goodman (Richard Dorian Goodman) 1934 - Entertainer (Buchanan and Goodman)
• Dudley Moore 1935 - Actor ("Arthur", "Bedazzled")
• Wilfried Martens 1936 - Belgium Prime Minister
• Elinor Donahue 1937 - Actress ("Father Knows Best", "The Andy Griffith Show", "Pretty Woman")
• Bobby Russell 1941
• Alan Price 1942 - Musician (Alan Price Combo, The Animals)
• Larry (Hilario) Ramos Jr. 1942 - Musician, singer (The Association)
• Czeslaw Bartkowski 1943 - Jazz composer, musician
• Eve Graham 1943 - Musician (The New Seekers)
• Mark "Flo" Volman 1944 - Musician (Crossfires, Phlorescent Leech and Eddy, Turtles, Nightriders)
• Tim Curry 1946 - Actor ("Stephen King’s It", "Rocky Horror Picture Show", "Legend")
• Paloma Picasso 1949
• Lynn Powis 1949 - Hockey player
• Tony Plana 1952 - Actor ("Ugly Betty")
• Sue Barker 1956 - Tennis player
• Paul Mario Day 1956 - Musician (the original lead vocalist of Iron Maiden from 1975 to 1976)
• Al Unser, Jr. 1962
• Suge Knight 1965 - Record company executive (Tha Row)
• Ashley Judd 1968 - Actress
• Bekka Bramlett 1968
• Luis Miguel (Luis Miguel Gallego Basteri) 1970 - Singer
• James Franco 1978 - Actor ("Milk", "Spider-Man")
• Kate Hudson 1979 - Actress
• Hayden Christensen 1981 - Actor ("Life as a House", "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones", "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith")
• Catalina Sandino Moreno 1981 - Actress
• Troy Polamalu 1981 - Football player
• Courtland Mead 1987
• Maria Sharapova 1987 - Tennis player