March out of the Pigs!

The first time I heard this song I was blown away by the drums line. You'll see what I mean!

Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNwcqQ9dao

March of the Pigs

NIN

step right up,

march,

push,

crawl right up on your knees,

please,

greed,

feed,

(no time to hesitate)

I want a little bit,

I want a piece of it,

I think he's losing it,

I want to watch it come down,

don't like the look of it,

don't like the taste of it,

don't like the smell of it,

I want to watch it come down.

all the pigs are all lined up,

I give you all that you want,

take the skin and peel it back,

now doesn't it make you feel better?

shove it up inside,

surprise,

lies,

stains like the blood on your teeth,

bite,

chew,

suck,

(away the tender parts)

I want to break it up,

I want to smash it up,

I want to fuck it up,

I want to watch it come down.

make me afraid of it,

let's discredit it,

let's pick away at it,

I want to watch it come down.

all the pigs are all lined up,

I give you all that you want,

take the skin and peel it back,

and doesn't it make you feel better?

the pigs have won tonight,

now they can all sleep soundly,

and everything is all right.

Rock out with your cock out with Women in Uniform!

IRON MAIDEN

Women In Uniform

Beehive hairdo, 45 on the hip

Patrolwoman Saunders, don't you give her no whip

Took me to the station for a breathtest

then back to the bedroom for some house-arrest

[CHORUS:]

Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold

Women in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm

Coming back to London on a 747

Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven

Looking up the aisle to see what I could see

She leaned over said; Give it to me

White apron, brown leather shoes

The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised

Gave me a massage, sprained my right

Now she takes my temperature every night

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Women in uniform, Women in uniform

Women in uniform, Women in uniform

Commando raid on the Lebanese border

Sergeant Anita, she gives the order

Khaki jacket and a love gun

Baby, I surrender, let's have some fun

[REPEAT CHORUS]

[SOLO]

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Women in uniform, Women in uniform

Women in uniform, Women in uniform

Women in uniform, Khaki, white and blue

Women in uniform, coming after you

Women, women, Women in uniform

Women, women, Women in uniform

Rock out with some PILLS

 

Take the Pill

by Emilie Autumn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWheyBQVQyQ

Take the pill that makes you weaker
Take the pill that makes you sick
Take the pill or you'll be sorry
Take this bloody pill and make it quick
Take the pill that kills your sex drive
Take the pill that makes you cry
Take the pill that burns your insides
Take the pill that makes you want to die
Just be careful what you say
Today could be your day
You no longer rule your body
You no longer own those rights
You will wake up when we say so
You will sleep when we shut out the lights
Enjoy your stay
'Cause you can't run away
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
You'll be just fine
Take the pill that keeps you quiet
Take the pill that keeps you blind
Take the pill that wipes your memory
Take the pill that's fucking with your mind
That's all you have to lose
Ha! That's funny
Best that you're not procreating
Best that you don't multiply
Better still, let's sterilize you
Take this pill, the Doctor's standing by
Pull up your skirt
And yes, it's going to hurt
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
You'll be just fine
Don't you wanna be sedated?
Don't you want to ease this pain?
If these pills are not effective
Then we will electroshock your brain!
We are not happy with your progress
You're not yet considered "sane"
If these pills are not effective
We'll electroshock your brain!
Don't even think of spitting out
We know your tricks, we're on to you
We will check underneath your tongue
We know exactly what you'll do
Your accusations are a joke
Your credibility is shot
Just keep your eyes down and your mouth shut
That's the only choice you've got
So you're a Doctor and I am just a crazy little girl
Who would you believe?
Well he's a Doctor and you are just a crazy fucking bitch
Who would you believe?
We've filled your prescription, you'll never run out again
We've filled your prescription, the drugs are your only friend
We've filled your prescription, you'll never run out again
We've filled your prescription, the drugs are your only friend
Now, take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take the pill!
Take it!
Take it!
Take it!
Take it!
Take it!
Take it!
Take it!
Take it!
Swallow!
Swallow!
Swallow!
Swallow!
Swallow!
Swallow!
Swallow!
Swallow!

 

Review Tuesday: ALIEN CONTINUUM 2017

 

 

ALIEN

CONTINUUM

2017

An ALIEN animated fan film.

This will be ALIEN review 2 of 3 today. This animated ALIEN fan film seems to borrow tropes for all over the place and shoe-horns them into a two hour flick. I can't really say too much about this. It feels like rehashing of stuff you've already seen. The voice talent isn't great. The plot isn't great. The animation isn't great. Even the ALIENS aren't great. The facehuggers don't even have acid blood. There's just one android that is kinda fun to watch. Other than that this thing feels like a waste of your time.  

 

YOUTUBE

Review Tuesday: Alien Carpathia 2022

 

ALIEN

Carpathia

2022 

The space tug Carpathia encounters the ALIEN.

With the latest ALIEN movie hitting theaters last weekend I noticed that Youtube has been popping up some fan films into my feed. I watched some of them so I will spend a little time discussing them. First up, ALIEN CARPATHIA by Dave Jones. 

 

So, as a fan film, you get the impression that Dave Jones wanted to be accurate to the source material. In that vein, it's pretty much the same story as ALIEN. It takes place between ALIEN and ALIENS. The CARPATHIA is traveling when it suffers a power issue. Luckily, along their way they stumble across a derelict ship similar to theirs that they can scavenge parts from. Of course, while doing so they bring aboard a facehugger egg. The ALIEN does his thing, the android becomes treacherous, and everyone dies one by one. 

 

Okay, I have to hand it to creators. Making a full length animated movie, 1.25 hours, is quite a task. This one looks like the cut scenes from some video game. It moved slow, the voice acting was droning, the story was pretty unoriginal and an awful ending. I watched it while working on other things, so I was able to survive the dull one and a quarter hour play time. Otherwise I would've hated myself for wasting time with this.

 

IMDB

YOUTUBE

 

Saturday, March 2, 2024

cant \kant\, verb:

1. To talk hypocritically.

2. To speak in the whining or singsong tone of a beggar; beg.

noun:

1. Insincere, especially conventional expressions of enthusiasm for high ideals, goodness, or piety.

2. The private language of the underworld.

3. The phraseology peculiar to a particular class, party, profession, etc.

4. Whining or singsong speech, especially of beggars.

Cant comes from the same Latin word as chant, the Latin word for song, cantus. The sense of "insincere talk" arose in the early 1700s.

 

weird part of youtube

the part of youtube where one encounters very odd videos, such as the retarded running horse, retarded dog, and drunk squirrel.

how the hell did i get to the weird part of youtube?

History

• Puerto Rico: became a US territory; its residents gained US citizenship (1917)
• Time: the newsweekly debuted (1923)
• Bill of Rights: the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution were finally ratified by Massachusetts, 147 years after having gone into effect (1939)
• B-50 Superfortress: became the first aircraft to fly around the world nonstop, landing in Fort Worth, Texas, after a flight time of 94:01 (1949)
• Morocco: gained independence from France (1956)
• 100-point game: Wilt Chamberlain set the NBA's single-game scoring record in a Philadelphia Warriors-New York Knicks game; he had not slept and had a hangover (1962)

Birthdays

• Sam Houston 1793 - First President of the Republic of Texas
• Dr. Suess 1904
• Desi Arnaz 1917
• Jennifer Jones 1919 - Actress
• John Cullum 1930 - Actor ("Northern Exposure")
• Tom Wolfe 1931 - Author
• Mikhail Gorbachev 1931 - Former Soviet President
• Al Waxman 1934
• Doug Watkins 1934
• Paul Dino 1939
• Barbara Luna 1939 - Actress
• Jon Finch 1941 - Actor
• John Irving 1942 - Author
• Lou Reed 1942 - Musician (Velvet Underground)
• Eddie Money 1949 - Musician
• Karen Carpenter 1950 - Singer (The Carpenters)
• Cassie Yates 1951 - Actress
• Laraine Newman 1952 - Actress ("Saturday Night Live")
  William Hope 1955 - Actor (ALIENS)
• Jay Osmond 1955 - Singer (The Osmond Brothers)
• Mark Evans 1956 - Musician (AC/DC)
• John Cowsill 1956 - Musician (The Cowsills)
• Kevin Curren 1958
• Larry Stewart 1959 - Musician (Restless Heart)
• Jon Bon Jovi 1962 - Musician (Bon Jovi)
• Daniel Craig 1968 - Actor
• Casey 1976 - Musician (Jimmie's Chicken Shack)
• Heather McComb 1977 - Actress ("Party of Five")
• Chris Martin 1977 - Musician (Coldplay)
• Bryce Dallas Howard 1981 - Actress
• Ben Roethlisberger 1982 - Football player
• Robert Iler 1985 - Actor ("The Sopranos")
• Reggie Bush 1985 - Football player

 

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Thursday, November 23, 2023

crepitate \KREP-i-teyt\, verb:

• To make a crackling sound; crackle

Crepitate is from the Latin crepitare which meant “to rustle or chatter.”

Youtube degree

• A bachelor's level certificate that people award to themselves after they have deemed themselves to be experts in a particular field of study by watching various instructional and how-to videos on Youtube.

Ben: Whoa! That is NOT the correct way to put on cologne! You spray and then you walk into it. 
Joey: Okay and since when did you become the expert on all things cologne?
Ben: Since last spring when I got my Youtube degree in cologne management.
 

thanksgiving

• Only in America do have a Federal holiday to remember what we are thankful for, immediately followed by the largest shopping day of the year to max out our credit cards for the next holiday, Christmas.

Thanksgiving is not just a holiday but should be a state of mind all year long.

Thanksgiving

• Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"

"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"

"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"

Holiday 

• Thanksgiving - national holiday in the United States commemorating the Pilgrims' celebration of the harvest reaped by the Plymouth Colony in 1621, after a winter of great starvation and privation. The celebration was probably held in October. The neighboring Wampanoags, who outnumbered the colonists, joined them for three days and contributed food to the celebration. The first proclaimed day of thanksgiving in the colony was not held until 1623 (probably at the end of July), following an improvement in prospects for the still struggling colony, and was a day of prayer, not feasting. Fourth Thursday in November.

History 

• Battle of Chattanooga: huge battle at a railway junction began during the US Civil War, ending with a Union victory (1863)

  
• jukebox: the first coin-operated phonograph was installed at the Palais Royal Saloon in San Francisco (1889)
• Doctor Who: British sci-fi TV program about a doctor who time-travels in a TARDIS debuted; it is still running (1963)
• China: the People's Republic took over Taiwan's seat in the UN Security Council (1971)

Birthdays

• Franklin Pierce (U.S.) 1804
• William H. Bonney (Billy the Kid) 1859
• Boris Karloff 1887
• Harpo Marx 1888
• Maurice Zolotow 1913
  
• Ellen Drew 1915
• Michael Gough 1917
• Jerry Bock 1928
• Betty Everett 1939
• Susan Anspach 1945
• Steve Landesberg 1945
• David Rappaport 1951
• Cyb and Patricia Barnstable 1951
  
• Boris Gebenchikov 1953
• Bruce Hornsby 1954
• John Henton 1960
• Maxwell Caulfield 1961
• Charlie Grover (Sponge) 1966
• Ken Block (Sister Hazel) 1966
• Salli Richardson (Eureka) 1967
  
• Kurupt (The Dogg Pound) 1972
• Kelly Brook 1980
• Destiny Hope "Miley Ray" Cyrus 1992