Monday, May 31, 2010

Weekend box office: 05/31/2010

  1. Shrek Forever After
  2. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
  3. Sex and the City 2
  4. Iron Man 2
  5. Robin Hood
I'm back from vacation but it might take a little while to get back into the swing of things. But I have been listening to the radio all day while doing yard work and it seems that this whole #2 spot seems to be the rage At first it was thought that Sex and the City 2 took the spot, but it now seems that Prince of Persia edged it out. Shrek killed them both, so there's no need to discuss it further.

Look forward to Monday! 05/31/2010

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Lyndsy Fonseca

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From Kick-Ass and Hot Tub Time Machine

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Hottie of the day!!!

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Monday, May 31, 2010

threnody \THREN-uh-dee\, noun:
  • A poem, speech, or song of lamentation, esp. for the dead; dirge; funeral song.
The source of threnody is the Greek thrēnōidía, where thrēnōs is "lamentation" and ōid is "song." (Also the root of ode.)
Football Minute
  • When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
Trivia
What was the password of the Allied forces on D-Day in 1944?
  • Mickey Mouse.
Today's Holiday
  • Memorial Day (US): U.S. holiday. Originally held (1868) in commemoration of soldiers killed in the American Civil War, its observance later extended to all U.S. war dead. Most states conform to the federal practice of observing it on the last Monday in May, but some retain the traditional day of celebration, May 30. National observance is marked by the placing of a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknowns in Arlington National Cemetery. Flags, insignia, and flowers are placed on the graves of veterans in local cemeteries.
History
  • Copyright Act of 1790: was signed into law by US president George Washington; it initially covered only books, maps and charts
  • Ancash earthquake: killed more than 47,000 in Peru (1970)
  • Deep Throat: Watergate whistleblower's identity was revealed after 30 years of secrecy; he was W. Mark Felt, a former associate director of the FBI (2005)
Birthdays
  • Walt Whitman (1819-1892): poet who wrote Leaves of Grass, "O Captain! My Captain!"
  • William Pirrie (1847-1924): shipbuilder who built the Titanic
  • Rainier III (1923-2005): prince of Monaco
  • Brooke Shields (45): stage and screen actor; other actors born on this date include Sharon Gless (67), Tom Berenger (61), Gregory Harrison (60), Roma Maffia (52), Chris Elliott and Kyle Secor (both 50), Lea Thompson (49), Colin Farrell (34) and Eric Christian Olsen (33)
  • Clint Eastwood (80): Dirty Harry
  • Peter Yarrow (72): Peter of Peter, Paul and Mary
  • Joe Namath (67): celebrity quarterback

Sunday, May 30, 2010

J. Scott Campbell does Disney

Tinkerbell
Amazing Artwork!

Hello Agatha

Of course the first named storm of the season would strike just south of where I'm on vacation. Oh yeah, I will be taking off into her remnants. Great. 

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20100530/D9G169HG0.html

For your reading pleasure

Steve Bunche reviews BATMAN XXX:

http://buncheness.blogspot.com/2010/05/batman-xxx-2010.html

Sunday, May 30, 2010

scuttle \SKUHT-l\, verb:
 
1. To run with quick, hasty steps; scurry.
noun:
1. A deep bucket for carrying coal.
2. A small hatch or port in the deck, side, or bottom of a vessel.
3. A small hatchlike opening in a roof or ceiling.
verb:
1. To sink (a vessel) deliberately by opening seacocks or making openings in the bottom.
2. To abandon, withdraw from, or cause to be abandoned or destroyed.
noun:
1. A short, hurried run.
Scuttle may be related to the similar verb scud, "to run or move quickly." Both words probably derive from the Middle English scottlen, "to move away."
Concert Resume n.
  • A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
Today, I added Rock on the Range to my concert resume, which was already more than impressive.
Trivia
How many compartments does a giraffe’s stomach have? How about a camel’s stomach?
  • Giraffe, four; camel, three.
History
  • Joan of Arc: French heroine was burned at the stake for heresy (1431)
  • Indy 500: the first was held; it was won by Ray Harroun driving a car fitted with a revolutionary rear-view mirror (1911)
  • Goddess of Democracy: 30-ft. statue was erected by demonstrators at Tiananmen Square, Beijing (1989)
  • Ground Zero: recovery effort officially ended with the removal of the last remaining piece of structural steel (2002)
Birthdays
  • Alexander Archipenko (1887-1964): cubist sculptor
  • Howard Hawks (1896-1977): classic filmmaker, Bringing up Baby; movie executive Irving Thalberg (1899-1936) was also born today
  • Alexey A. Leonov (76): cosmonaut who became the first person to walk in space
  • What the World Needs Now Is LoveGale Sayers (67): youngest NFL hall-of-famer; team player Manny Ramirez (38) was also born on this date
  • Wynonna Judd (46): country singer; plus, musicians Benny Goodman (1909-1986), Lenny Davidson (66) and Cee-Lo (36)
  • Idina Menzel (39): actor, Wicked, Enchanted; other actors born on this date include Clint Walker (83), Keir Dullea and Ruta Lee (both 73), Michael J. Pollard (71), Stephen Tobolowsky (59), Colm Meaney (57) and Tonya Pinkins (48)

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Dinner in Cancun: Senor Frog's

Stacey and I went to dinner tonight at Senor Frog's which was just a short walk from our resort. It seemed like a cute idea because they had a dude dressed in a frog costume walking around our pool today. If someone was that dedicated to his job to walk around in a full head-to-toe frog costume, we should visit, right? Plus it's part of our all-inclusive package, so FREE is always a great price!

The place is more like a karaoke / sports bar. We walked in to find chaos.  The wait-staff were running around like maniacs and hot chicks were getting sloppy all over the place. We just wanted to have our dinner and go, but we were inundated by the hordes of people trying to sell us shots, balloons and snapsots. Not to mention the music was SO LOUD we couldn't hear each other even though we were sitting only a foot apart.

So we came back as quickly as possible to pack our bags and avoid being part of the entertainment. That went much better. Maybe we're just getting too old?
http://www.senorfrogs.com/

Dennis Hopper dead at 74




Dennis Hopper, best known for his role in Easy Rider, finally lost his long time battle with prostate cancer. He was 74.

More here:
http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/05/dennis-hopper-dies-at-74.html

Top 70 Chuck Norris Facts



This is an awesome list:
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http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/chuck-norris-turns-70-we-present-a-norris-fact-for-every-ass-ki/

Saturday, May 29, 2010

epoch \EP-uhk\, noun:
1. The beginning of a distinctive period in the history of anything.
2. A particular period of time marked by distinctive features or events.
3. A memorable date.
4. Geology. Any of several divisions of a geologic period during which a geologic series is formed. Compare age.
5. Astronomy. An arbitrarily fixed instant of time or date, usually the beginning of a century or half century, used as a reference in giving the elements of a planetary orbit or the like. b.The mean longitude of a planet as seen from the sun at such an instant or date.
6. Physics. The displacement from zero at zero time of a body undergoing simple harmonic motion.
Epoch has acquired a variety of precise meanings through the centuries: historical, in ancient Rome and Greece; geological and astronomical in modern times.
As You Know
  • A derogatory prepatory statement in a sentence used when telling someone something they should already know, but, in fact the author knows they do not.
As you know, gang leadership is run from the Prison Infrastructure.
Trivia
What fruit—considered exotic in the 17th century—did King Charles II of England pose with in an official portrait?
  • A pineapple. The portrait shows the king receiving a pineapple as a gift—a symbol of royal privilege because of its rarity at the time.
History
  • Rhode Island: ratified the US constitution; it was the last of the original 13 colonies to do so (1790)
  • Wisconsin: became the 30th US state; it leads the country in cheese production (1848)
  • Mount Everest: the world's highest peak was summited for the first time, by New Zealander Edmund Hillary and Nepalese Sherpa Tenzing Norgay (1953)
  • Discovery: space shuttle completed the first docking with the International Space Station (1999)
Birthdays
  • Charles II (1630-1685): king of England, Scotland, and Ireland
  • T.H. White (1906-1964): novelist, The Once and Future King; also, writer G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
  • John F. Kennedy (1917-1963): 35th POTUS; established the Peace Corps
  • Al Unser Sr. (71): championship automobile racer
  • Rupert Everett (51): actor and Vanity Fair contributing editor; also, entertainers Bob Hope (1903-2003), Helmut Berger (66), Anthony Geary (63), Annette Bening (52) and Tracey Bregman (47)
  • Melanie Brown (35): singer, The Spice Girls' "Scary Spice"'; musicians Gary Brooker (65), Danny Elfman (57), LaToya Jackson (54), Melissa Etheridge (49) and Noel Gallagher (43) were also born on this date

Friday, May 28, 2010

Gary Coleman dead at 42

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I read earlier that Gary Coleman was rushed to the hospital, but I just read that he died from a brain hemorrhage. He was 42.

More here:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/comments_blog/2010/05/gary-coleman-dead.html

What's for dinner?


Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham, Kate Beckinsale, Eva Longoria

I'll have all three please!

Cancun: What I've been up to - Friday morning edition.

The wife wanted to go to Hooters to try some spicy wings and get a uniform.


The 3 Mile Island wings were pretty hot. They made my lips and gums burn and swell. And the uniform looks good on her. Oh this was our server.


Apparently a Hooters Bikini model.


This shark seemed to like me.

And this is a little somthing for Heff...


Enjoy!!!

Friday, May 28, 2010

ethereal \ih-THEER-ee-uhl\, adjective:
1. Light, airy, or tenuous.
2. Extremely delicate or refined.
3. Heavenly or celestial.
4. Pertaining to the upper regions of space.
5. Chemistry. Pertaining to, containing, or resembling ethyl ether.
Ethereal enters English from the Ancient Greek aitherios, "pertaining to the upper air."
elevator reflex
  • The urge people get once inside an elevator to stare compulsively at the ascending numbered lights (usually on top of the elevator doors) either because they are truly convinced this will speed up the whole 'process' or they are simply socially-awkward beings who can't bear to look at random people in the face for 30 seconds.
Mo:"Dude so I was talking to this chick.."
--elevator opens--
To単o Bicicleta: "Call you back Mo I have to stare at the floor 'till I get off the vator or else I have to talk to these people".
Mo: "Sounds like a bad case of the elevator reflex yo, you should go get checked."
Trivia
A is the first note on a standard piano keyboard. What’s the last note?
  • C. The standard keyboard has 88 keys.
History
  • Indian Removal Act: law forcing the relocation of eastern tribes to the other side of the Mississippi River was signed by US President Andrew Jackson (1830)
  • Sierra Club: environmental activist group was founded by Scottish-American conservationist John Muir, among others; it now has nearly three quarters of a million members (1892)
  • Dionne quintuplets: first known surviving set was born; the five identical girls became Ontario's biggest tourist attraction (1934)
Birthays
  • William Pitt, the younger (1759-1806): British PM; politicians Edvard Beneš (1884-1948), Randolph Churchill (1911-1968), Rudy Giuliani (66) and Mark Sanford (50) share this birth date
  • Ian Fleming (1908-1964): creator of James Bond; also, writers Thomas Moore (1779-1852), Patrick White (1912-1990) and Walker Percy (1916-1990)
  • Jerry West (72): one of the NBA's greatest shooting guards; athlete Jim Thorpe (1888-1953) was also born on this date
  • Lynn Johnston (63): cartoonist, For Better or For Worse
  • Gladys Knight (66): R&B singer; also, singers John Fogerty (65) and Kylie Minogue (42)
  • Carey Mulligan (25): Bafta winner and Oscar nominee for An Education; also, actors Sondra Locke (66), Christa Miller (46), Jesse Bradford and Monica Keena (both 31) and Joseph Cross (24)

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Turtle Thursday: 05/27/2010

tắm nắng Pictures, Images and Photos

Another pic I found on Photobucket.
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Thursday, May 27, 2010

waxing \WAK-sing\, verb:
1. To increase in extent, quantity, intensity or power.
2. (Of the moon) to increase in the extent of its illuminated portion before the full moon.
3. To grow or become.
Waxing often refers specifically to the moon (the increase in the size of its illuminated portion prior to the full moon), but is often put to general use. Often paired with wane, "to decrease in intensity."
junk shot

  • An attempt to stop a hole or leak by filling it with trash.
The BP oil engineers are trying to stop the oil leak by doing a junk shot and filling the blow-out preventer with golf balls and shredded tires.
Trivia
Former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher was nicknamed The Iron Lady. What 20th-century female political figure was known as The Steel Butterfly?

  • Former Philippine first lady Imelda Marcos.
History

  • St. Petersburg: city was founded by Peter the Great as his "window on Europe" (1703 N/S)

  • Survivor: won the first running of the Preakness Stakes at Pimlico (1873)

  • Golden Gate Bridge: opened to pedestrians; bicycles and wheelchairs are also allowed on the bridge's sidewalks (1937)

  • Bismarck: German warship was attacked and sank; nearly 2,000 crew members died (1941)

  • Alexander Solzhenitsyn: Soviet dissident novelist returned to Russia after 20 years in exile (1994)
Birthdays

  • Julia Ward Howe (1819-1910): abolitionist, writer of "Battle Hymn of the Republic"; women's rights activist Amelia Bloomer (1818-1894) shared this birth date

  • Herman Wouk (95): Pulitzer Prize-winning author of The Caine Mutiny and The Winds of War; writers Dashiell Hammett (1894-1961), Rachel Carson (1907-1964) and John Cheever (1912-1982) were also born on this date

  • Henry Kissinger (87): US diplomat and Nobel laureate; US vice-president Hubert Humphrey (1911-1978) shared this birth date

  • Joseph Fiennes (40): Mark Benford in FlashForward; also, actors Christopher Lee (88), Lee Meriwether (75), Lou Gossett Jr. (74), Bruce Weitz (67), Richard Schiff (55), Peri Gilpin (49), Paul Bettany (39) and Jack McBrayer (37)

  • Jamie Oliver (35): celebrity chef

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Hasselhoff Wednesday: I hope I don't need him

Hasselhoff Pictures, Images and Photos
But if I have trouble in Cancun,
I know who to call!

Happy Bob Day, 2010!

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May 26th is BOB DAY!
Party with a Bob like a Bob!

A day at Chichén Itzá

In my youth I studied art history which usually covers architecture. To me the pyramids of the ancient world are the most amazing testaments of human abilities.



Chichén Itzá is over 1500 years old.

And it's magnificent!

And monstrous!

I never thought I would get to see any pyramid in my life. This was amazing!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

regnant \REG-nuhnt\, adjective:
1. Prevalent; widespread.
2. Reigning; ruling (usually used following the noun it modifies): a queen regnant.
3. Exercising authority, rule, or influence.
Regnant relates to the Latin regnans, "to rule", a verb that is the ancestor of numerous related English words, such as reign.
Shennanigans
  • When someone is telling a pork pie (lie)
In pub:
Dave: i laid that fit bird last night
Steve: I call shennanigans, she left the pub with me last night!
Trivia
What is the last word in all three parts of Dante Alighieri’s poem The Divine Comedy?
  • Stars, or stelle in the original Italian.
History
  • Edict of Worms: declared Martin Luther an outlaw and banned his writings (1521)
  • Andrew Johnson: 17th president of the United States was acquitted by one vote in his impeachment trial (1868)
  • Dow Jones Industrial Average: stock market index was first published by The Wall Street Journal (1896)
  • George Willig: the "human fly" scaled the South Tower of the World Trade Center in 3.5 hours; he was fined $1.10 for the illegal feat — a penny per story (1977)
  • Ellis Island: the US Supreme Court ruled that the immigration landmark belonged more to New Jersey than New York (1998)
Birthdays
  • Aleksandr Pushkin (1799-1837): poet, novelist, playwright
  • Miles Davis (1926-1991): jazz trumpeter, Kind of Blue; also, musicians Al Jolson (1886-1950), Stevie Nicks (62), Hank Williams Jr. (61) and Lenny Kravitz (46)
  • Helena Bonham Carter (44): Harry Potter's Bellatrix Lestrange and Mrs. Lovett of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street; also, actors John Wayne (1907-1979), Robert Morley (1908-1992), James Arness (87), Pam Grier and Philip Michael Thomas (both 61), Margaret Colin (53), Doug Hutchison (50) and Genie Francis (48)
  • Matt Stone (39): creator of South Park; comedian Bobcat Goldthwait (48) shares this birth date

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Review Tuesday - On DVD - Beer League (2006)

I've been a fan of the Howard Stern Radio Show for years and also a fan of the comedic stylings of Artie Lange ever since the joined it. I knew there was no way I could get the wife to see Beer League in the theaters so I waited (and waited and waited) and got it on DVD.

If you ever listened to Artie's stories on the Stern Show or in his stand-up you've probably heard about the stuff that this film. It's pretty much his life story but set in a year in the lives of guys on a slow-pitch softball team. The hookers, drugs, booze, and all around bad behavior are all in there.

The movie had brilliantly funny parts in it. But since I saw it after Artie attempted suicide, the movie actually made me more angry than anything else. The casual attitude taken by the cast regarding the abuse of drugs and alcohol is exactly the mindset that sent Artie swirling into his abyss of depression. But that has nothing to do with whether or not this movie is worth watching. Yes. It's funny. It's a bunch of New Jersey jerk-off stereotypes doing stupid things. Everyone in the cast is good at their part. It had a happy ending of sorts. I hope the story of Artie Lange's life does too.

More on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453453/

In Print: The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein


I FINALLY got around to reading another book by Robert Heinlein: The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress.

Originally a shorter version of the book was released in a sci-fi magazine during the 60s. Later, Heinlein released it as a novel and expanded on the story.

The concept: In the future the moon is used as a penal colony for the entire Earth. However, after doing their time, inmates can not return to Earth because of physiological changes that occur in the body. The "free" residents of Luna (the moon) do not enjoy the rights of other Terrans (Earthlings). So the Lunatics decide to start a revolution to become it's own sovereign nation.
Of course, that overview is rather simplistic. There's really a lot going on. There are all sorts of family dynamics being discussed. There's the whole thing about the government trying to keep the people down. One of the main characters is a computer that becomes self -aware and joins the revolution. And there are all sorts of details that really are indicative of the time the book was written. Since this was from the mid 60s, there's still that romantic notion of humans inhabiting the moon. Of course, there are the references to a devastating world war that occurred roundabout the turn of the 21st century. What sci-fi tale from that era was without it? The language spoken on the moon is mostly English with some other bits peppered in there, mostly Russian. It had that distinct Nadsat flavor from A Clockwork Orange, in my opinion.
Anthropologically, the book is a very interesting read. It is very much a product of the times from which it came. It's interesting that women are still viewed through the glasses of the older generation, that they undulate and are to be whistled at as they go along a hallway, etc. Plus there are some very NOT politically correct terms used as well. I guess no one saw that coming back in the 60s!
In all, it was very interesting to read about the revolution, but I really felt that the book suffered from being extended from it's magazine version. Too many parts struck me as overly verbose and unnecessary. I really felt that the book could've driven the point home better with fewer words. Despite that, it was still a fun book to read, and certainly worth the while of any science fiction fan.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

phlegmatic \fleg-MAT-ik\, adjective:
1. Not easily excited to action or display of emotion; apathetic; sluggish.
2. Self-possessed, calm, or composed.
3. Of the nature of or abounding in the humor phlegm.
Phlegmatic finds its origin in medical theories of the humors, the phlegmatic temperment. The Greek root phlegmatikós, "pertaining to phlegm," is the source.
intexticated

  • Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.
"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
Trivia
For what 1987 action film was the suburban home of TV’s The Partridge Family firebombed?

  • Lethal Weapon. The house, located on the Warner Bros. back lot in Burbank, California, also served as the home of Abner and Gladys Kravitz on TV’s Bewitched.
History

  • Constitutional Convention: convened in Philadelphia; George Washington presided (1787)

  • Babe Ruth: hit his 714th home run, setting a record that held until 1974, when Hank Aaron broke it (1935)

  • OAU: was founded at Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, with the goals of encouraging African unity, promoting development and fighting neocolonialism (1963)

  • Hands Across America: more than five million people joined hands in a line that stretched for 4,000 mi/6,400 km from New York City to Long Beach, CA; participants raised money for the fight against hunger and homelessness (1986)

  • Erik Weihenmayer: became the first blind man to climb Mt. Everest (2001)
Birthdays

  • Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882): poet, founder of transcendentalism; other writers born on this date include Robert Ludlum (1927-2001), Raymond Carver (1938-1988) and Jamaica Kincaid (61)

  • Bill Bojangles Robinson (1878-1949): tap dancer

  • Igor Sikorsky (1889-1972): aerospace engineer who developed the helicopter

  • Anne Heche (41): actor, Men in Trees; also, entertainers Ian McKellen (71), Dixie Carter (1939-2010), Frank Oz (66), Patti D'Arbanville (59), Connie Sellecca (55), Mike Myers (47), Molly Sims (37) and Ethan Suplee and Cillian Murphy (both 34)

  • Lauryn Hill (35): R&B singer; other musicians with this birthday include Hal David (89), Beverly Sills (1929-2007), Tom T. Hall (74), Leslie Uggams and Jessi Colter (both 67)

Monday, May 24, 2010

What I've been up to.

I'm on my first vacation since the end of tax season. Cancun to be exact.


See how happy I am?

That was because I didn't have my frozen adult beverage in hand.


That's better!

A tropical location is nothing without eye-candy...


Mrs. Bax0jayz is modeling an OP bikini. Nice!
Photo by your humble narrator.

Weekend Box Office: 05/24/2010

  1. Shrek Forever After
  2. Iron Man 2
  3. Robin Hood
  4. Letters to Juliet
  5. Just Wright
I wish I can say that I am amazed that Shrek beat out Iron Man in the box office tally but I just doon't give a shit. I am in Cancun with Mrs. Bax0jayz doing the fun and sun thing. So, fuck you, Shrek and Iron Man! I'm having another shot of tequila!

I almost cared that Brittany Murphy' husband was found dead, but she was the cute one, so whatever.
 http://www.imdb.com/news/ni2568009/

Look forward to Mondays! 05/24/2010


Ava Fabian


Miss August 1989


Holding up pretty well at 48!


Hotty of the day!

Monday, May 24, 2010

adumbrate \a-DUHM-breyt\, verb:
1. To foreshadow; prefigure.
2. To produce a faint image or resemblance of; to outline or sketch.
3. To darken or conceal partially; overshadow.
Adumbrate derives from Latin adumbrare, "to sketch" (literally, "to shade towards," hence "to foreshadow or prefigure"), from ad-, "towards" + umbrare, "to shade," from umbra, "shadow."
Airplane Talker
1. A person who stands within the confines of your personal space bubble (causing extreme discomfort) to hold an ordinary conversation, like someone sitting next to you on an airplane would.
2. A person who speaks louder than the current conversation calls for, as if they are trying to talk over a plane's engines.
1. Your friend, over there, is a total airplane talker.
Trivia
What sexy male Hollywood heartthrob’s middle name is Tiffany?
  • Richard Gere’s.
History
  • "What hath God wrought?": inventor Samuel F.B. Morse transmitted the first telegraph message; it went from Washington, DC, to Baltimore and it quoted Numbers 23:23 (1844)
  • Crosley Field: hosted MLB's first nighttime game played under lights; Cincinnati's Reds beat Philadelphia's Phillies, 2-1 (1935)
  • Concorde: supersonic passenger aircraft began flying to Washington, DC (1976)
  • James Jeffords: Republican senator became an Independent, giving control of the US Senate to the Democrats (2001)
Birthdays
  • Daniel Fahrenheit (1686-1736): physicist and instrument-maker who developed the temperature scale and the mercury thermometer
  • Queen Victoria (1819-1901): Britain's longest-reigning queen
  • Jan Christiaan Smuts (1870-1950): founder of Het Volk who became prime minister of South Africa
  • Mikhail Sholokhov (1905-1984): Nobel Prize-winning novelist, The Silent Don
  • Bob Dylan (69): singer/songwriter; plus, musicians Patti LaBelle (66), Rosanne Cash (55), Heavy D (43) and Big Tyme (29)
  • Jim Broadbent (61): actor, Iris, Moulin Rouge, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince; also, actors Tommy Chong (72), Gary Burghoff (70), Priscilla Presley (65), Alfred Molina (57), Kristin Scott Thomas (50), John C. Reilly (45), Eric Close (42) and Bryan Greenberg (32)

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Sunday, May 23, 2010

habitué \huh-BICH-oo-ey\, noun:

  • One who frequents a particular place, especially a place offering a specific pleasurable activity.
Habitué comes from the French past participle of habituer, "to frequent." The English habituate is closely related.
Papal Pound
  • When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead.

I am a huge germaphobe, so at church i give people a Papal Pound.
Some young punk at Sunday Mass tried to Papal Pound me.
The Pope, Papal Pounded Howie Mandel on the set of Deal or No Deal.
Trivia
How frequently does the human stomach produce a new lining?
  • Every three days.
History

  • Captain Kidd: was hanged in London for murder and piracy (1701)

  • Baltimore and Ohio Railroad: began the first passenger service in the US (1830)

  • Mounties: the North West Mounted Police was created; it would later become the federal police force of Canada (1873)

  • Bonnie and Clyde: Depression-era outlaws were ambushed and killed by police in Louisiana (1934)

  • West Germany: was reconstituted from post-WWII occupation zones (1949)
Birthdays
  • Carolus Linnaeus (1707-1778): botanist, known as the "father of modern taxonomy"
  • Franz Anton Mesmer (1734-1815): physician who sought to heal with an early form of hypnosis
  • Pär Lagerkvist (1891-1974): poet, novelist, dramatist who won the 1951 Nobel Prize for Literature; plus, writers Thomas Hood (1799-1844), Margaret Wise Brown (1910-1952), Ursula Hegi (64) and Mitch Albom (58)
  • John Newcombe (66): tennis hall-of-famer
  • Anatoly Karpov (59): chess grandmaster
  • Charles Kimbrough (74): Murphy Brown's Jim Dial; also, actors Betty Garrett (91), Barbara Barrie (79), Joan Collins (77), Drew Carey (52), Laurel Holloman (39), Lane Garrison (30) and Adam Wylie (26)
  • Jewel (36): singer/songwriter; other musicians born on this date include Artie Shaw (1910-2004), Scatman Crothers (1910-1986), Rosemary Clooney (1928-2002) and Matt Flynn (40)

World Turtle Day!!! [May 23]

World Turtle Day 5/23

Save the turtles!!!

I'm going through this right now

But don't look as awesome as Kate Beckinsale does when she's getting frisked at the airport. More later. Maybe. Headed to Cancun!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Holy Pr0n! Batman XXX

A porn parody of the 60s Batman series looks shockingly authentic. See for yourself!

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/05/batman-xxx-porn-parody/

Thanks to Steve Bunche for making this known!
http://buncheness.blogspot.com/

Saturday, May 22, 2010

suspire \suh-SPAHY-uhr\, verb:

  • To utter with long, sighing breaths.
Suspire's origin is in the Latin suspirare, "to draw a long breath."
lost buddy
  • A friend who may not be your best friend, but is there for you when you get your weekly suicidal and depressive thoughts because you receive no answers to the questions on the TV show, Lost. He or she may be watching it with you or texting, and receiving equally as much aid to prevent violence to them or their loved ones. On the friend chain, they are most important to you than family or your bff during Lost.

1: Can you be my lost buddy tonight? Jordan isn't going to watch it until tomorrow.
2: As a Good Samaritan, of course I will.
Trivia
What guest artist played lead guitar on the Beatles’ 1968 recording of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”?
  • Eric Clapton. The song is on the record The Beatles, commonly known as The White Album.
History
  • War of the Roses: series of civil wars began, pitting York against Lancaster (1455)
  • Pact of Steel: Germany and Italy committed to a military alliance (1939)
  • Truman Doctrine: became US law; it encouraged aid to countries under communist threat (1947)
  • Sri Lanka: became a republic, changing its name from Ceylon (1972)
  • Republic of Yemen: was formed by the union of North Yemen and South Yemen (1990)
Birthdays
  • Naomi Campbell (40): 1990s supermodel
  • Mary Cassatt (1844-1926): painter best known for her images of mother and child
  • Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930): creator of Sherlock Holmes
  • Ginnifer Goodwin (32): screen actor, Big Love, He's Just Not That Into You; other actors born on this date include Charles Aznavour (86), Michael Constantine (83), Richard Benjamin and Frank Converse (both 72), Paul Winfield (1939-2004), Michael Sarrazin (70) and Anna Belknap and Alison Eastwood (both 37)
  • Peter Nero (76): pianist and composer; also, songwriter Bernie Taupin (60) and extra-depressed rocker Morrissey (51)
  • Apolo Anton Ohno (28): speed skating champ and Dancing with the Stars winner