Sunday, July 31, 2011

Sunday, July 31, 2011

ambsace \EYMZ-eys\, noun:
1. The smallest amount or distance.
2. The lowest throw at dice, the double ace (two ones.)
3. Bad luck; misfortune.
Ambsace stems from the Old French ambes as, "both aces."
2.0 (Read: two point oh | two point zero)
  • Marketing catchphrase/buzzword than, when attached to a name, implies an "improved" or "superior" product than it's predicesor. When used in comparisons like ' A is B 2.0" ,' it's like saying "B" is like "A" only "better."
Obama thinks he's Jesus Christ 2.0.
Trivia
Port of Spain is the capital city of what country?
  • The island republic of Trinidad and Tobago, which was ruled by the Spanish from 1757 until 1797, when the British invaded and seized control.
History
  • Trinidad: island in the Caribbean was discovered by Christopher Columbus (1498)
  • Samuel Hopkins: received the first US patent for a process of making fertilizer (1790)
  • Christchurch: became the first New Zealand city to be chartered (1856)
  • NYSE: closed due to the outbreak of World War I, but opened again four months later to help the war effort by selling bonds (1914)
  • K2: the world's second-highest peak, also known as Mount Godwin-Austen, was summited for the first time, by an Italian team (1954)
Birthdays
  • Lobo: Highway to HellHenri Brisson (1835-1912): two-time premier of France
  • Milton Friedman (1912-2006): Nobel Prize winner for Economics
  • Primo Levi (1919-1987): Italian chemist who wrote of his experiences during the Holocaust
  • Evonne Goolagong Cawley (60): tennis champ
  • Will Champion (33): rocker, Coldplay; also, musicians Kenny Burrell (80), Lobo (68), Gary Lewis (66), Michael Wolff (59), Bill Berry (53), Fatboy Slim (48) and Jim Corr (47)
  • B.J. Novak (32): comic writer/actor, The Office; also, actors France Nuyen (72), Susan Flannery (68), Geraldine Chaplin (67), Richard Griffiths (64), Barry Van Dyke (60), Michael Biehn (55), Wesley Snipes (49), Dean Cain (45), Ben Chaplin (41) and Annie Parisse (36)

Meme Men

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Things that jiggle!



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Saturday, July 30, 2011

gazump \guh-ZUHMP\, verb:
  • To cheat (a house buyer) by raising the price, at the time a contract is to be signed, over the amount originally agreed upon.
Gazump evolves from the earlier gazoomph, "to swindle," which is an argot (jargon among thieves) word of uncertain origin.
Facebook necrologist
  • a person who never misses a chance to post a "R.I.P. insert name" status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.
My News Feed is full of fucking Facebook necrologists updating me on Amy Winehouse's death for 38th time in the last 2 hours.
Trivia
What is an ultracrepidarian?
  • A person who voices opinions beyond his or her scope of knowledge.
History
  • Baltimore: port town and industrial center was founded (1729)
  • "La Marseillaise": the French national anthem was first sung in Paris (1792)
  • In God We Trust: became the official motto of the US (1956)
  • Kim Philby: the Soviet news service announced that the British intelligence officer and double agent had defected to the USSR (1963)
  • Medicare: insurance program for senior citizens was signed into US law (1965)
  • Jimmy Hoffa: the former Teamsters president disappeared in suburban Detroit; he has never been found, but he is presumed dead (1975)
  • Sarbanes-Oxley Act: "Corporate Responsibility Act" — that tightened control of financial reporting and reduced the potential for fraud — was signed into law by President George Bush (2002)
Birthdays
  • Emily Brontë (1818-1848): the author of Wuthering Heights
  • Thorstein Veblen (1857-1929): political economist who coined the phrase "conspicuous consumption" in his The Theory of the Leisure Class
  • Henry Ford (1863-1947): inventor who popularized mass production with the Ford Motor Company
  • Casey Stengel (1890-1975): manager of the NY Yankees who led them to five straight championships
  • Henry Moore (1898-1986): sculptor of reclining figures
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger (64): action-movie star who became governor of California
  • Simon Baker (42): The Mentalist, Patrick Jane; also, actors Jean Reno (63), Ken Olin (57), Delta Burke (55), Laurence Fishburne (50), Lisa Kudrow (48), Vivica A. Fox (47), Terry Crews (43), Hilary Swank (37), Jaime Pressly (34) and Yvonne Strahovski (29)

Friday, July 29, 2011

WTF Friday: TWO INCHES

Angry Birds

Soon we may be seeing a LOT MORE of Casey Anthony


The 25 year old hottie who got away with murder, Casey Anthony, has been offered half a mill to pose for Hustler Magazine. 

The second the trial ended I predicted to friends, I wish I did so here too, that she will end up nude in the pages of a magazine, NOT PLAYBOY. I figured Penthouse, but Hustler seems a perfect match. 

I have a feeling she might go for it. Quick cash and from the pics we've seen on the net, she's pretty comfy without having clothes on.  

More HERE

Friday, July 29, 2011

aureate \AWR-ee-it\, adjective:
1. Characterized by an ornate style of writing or speaking.
2. Golden or gilded.
3. Brilliant; splendid.
Aureate originally comes from the Latin aureus, "golden."
money hugger
  • Opposite of tree hugger. Unscrupulous, money hungry, money collecting individual or company willing to do anything and destroy anything on this planet to get their fix - more money.
"I don't care about your environmental impact or the old tree growth, and that frog is not worth those millions I can make here," said the money hugger.
Trivia
What three musical instruments are pictured on the U.S. quarter honoring Tennessee?
  • A guitar, trumpet and fiddle, which are shown with a musical score and a banner inscribed, “Musical Heritage.”
History
  • NASA: The Complete Illustrated HistorySpanish Armada: was defeated by the English, led by Sir Francis Drake (1588)
  • NASA: President Eisenhower signed a bill creating the space agency (1958)
  • Lady Di: married Prince Charles at St. Paul's Cathedral in London (1981)
  • switch hitter: Red Sox batter Bill Mueller became the first Major League Baseball player to hit grand slams from both sides of the plate in a single game (2003)
Birthdays
  • 2112Alexis de Tocqueville (1805-1859): French politician who wrote Democracy in America
  • Booth Tarkington (1869-1946): Pulitzer Prize-winning author of The Magnificent Ambersons
  • Dag Hammarskjöld (1905-1961): UN secretary general and Nobel Peace Prize winner
  • Peter Jennings (1938-2005): anchor, World News Tonight
  • Ken Burns (58): documentary filmmaker, The Civil War, The War
  • Tim Gunn (58): fashion consultant and TV personality, Project Runway
  • Martina McBride (45): country singer; musicians Patti Scialfa and Geddy Lee (both 57), Wanya Morris (38) and Danger Mouse (34) share this birth date
  • Josh Radnor (37): Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother; also, actors Mike Starr (61), Alexandra Paul (48), Tim Omundson (42), and Wil Wheaton (39)

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Thor has a point

Turtle Thursday: Tank


A Galapagos Tortoise

Thursday, July 28, 2011

deadpan \DED-pan\, adjective:
1. Marked by or accomplished with a careful pretense of seriousness or calm detachment.
2. Displaying no emotional or personal involvement.
Deadpan is a coinage from the 1930s combining "dead" and the sense of "pan" referring to the head or face.
Sports Cry
  • The Permissible act of a sports fan or athlete, usually a male, shedding a quiet tear in celebration of their team's accomplishments. Also acceptable at the end of a classic sports motion picture. Only one episode of sports crying is acceptable per situation.
I sports cry every time at the end of 'Angels in the Outfield'.
Trivia
What did food-industry innovator Clarence Birdseye turn into paper pulp using a 12-minute process he developed in the early 1950s?
  • Crushed sugar cane. It had previously taken nine hours to turn it into paper pulp.
History
  • Maximilien Robespierre: Reign of Terror leader was guillotined in Paris during the French Revolution (1794)
  • Peru: declared independence from Spain (1821)
  • 14th Amendment: granted full citizenship to former US slaves; introduced new civil rights safeguards, due process, equal protection (1868)
  • Austria-Hungary: declared war on Serbia, precipitating World War I (1914)
  • Kennewick Man: prehistoric remains were discovered on the banks of the Columbia River in Kennewick, Washington, sparking a debate between scientists and Native Americans (1996)
  • IRA: ended its armed campaign against British rule in Northern Ireland in favor of "exclusively peaceful means" (2005)
Birthdays
  • ShowgirlsBeatrix Potter (1866-1943): the author of the Peter Rabbit stories
  • Earl Tupper (1907-1983): the inventor of Tupperware
  • Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis (1929-1994): the First Lady who gave Americans a TV tour of the White House
  • Bill Bradley (68): pro basketball player and Rhodes scholar who became a US senator and ran for president
  • Jim Davis (66): creator of Garfield
  • Sally Struthers (63): actor, All in the Family and Gilmore Girls; actors Georgia Engel (63), Lori Loughlin (47) and Elizabeth Berkley (39) also have birthdays today
  • Because I Got HighHugo Chavez (57): dickhead president of Venezuela
  • Delfeayo Marsalis (46): jazz trombonist; also, musicians Rick Wright (1943-2008), Steve Morse (57), Afroman (37) and Soulja Boy (21)

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

GTFO

Hasselhoff Wednesday: Idol

A dream combination

Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale
on the set of Total Recall
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

hoary \HAWR-ee\, adjective:
1. Tedious from familiarity; stale.
2. Gray or white with age.
3. Ancient or venerable.
Hoary derives from Middle English hor, from Old English har, "gray; old (and gray-haired)."
good lookin' out
  • A phrase used to show appreciation to someone that helped you out.
Jeremy: Yo James, you want a soda
James: Fo sho, good lookin' out dogg, I'm hella thirsty
Trivia
What new name did U.S. Representative Lucas Miller of Wisconsin propose for the ever-expanding United States in 1893?
  • The United States of the Earth. Miller reasoned that new states might join the union “until every nation on earth has become part of it.” There were 44 states in the union at the time.
History
  • Essential Bugs Bunnytransatlantic telegraph cable: was completed, linking the US and Europe; the cord shortened communication time from days to minutes (1866)
  • insulin: physiologists isolated the hormone used to manage diabetes (1921)
  • Bugs Bunny: debuted in The Wild Hare (1940)
  • Billboard: the magazine published its first singles record chart (1940)
  • Korean War: the conflict ended with no clear winner, splitting teh country into North and South (1953)
  • Coronation Street: British soap characters Ken Barlow and Deirdre Langton tied the knot; their wedding got higher telly ratings than that of Prince Charles and Lady Di (1981)
Birthdays
  • Geoffrey De Havilland (1882-1965): aviation pioneer who designed and built military planes
  • How to Walk AwayNorman Lear (89): TV producer, All in the Family
  • Bobbie Gentry (67): country singer, Ode to Billie Joe; also, singers Maureen McGovern (62), Karrin Allyson (48), Stacy Dean Campbell and Juliana Hatfield (both 43) and Pete Yorn (37)
  • Peggy Fleming (63): champion figure-skater
  • Julian McMahon (43): demon in love on Charmed, materialistic human on Nip/Tuck; plus, actors Jerry Van Dyke (80), John Pleshette (69), Betty Thomas (63), Maury Chaykin (62), Roxanne Hart (59), Maya Rudolph (39) and Jonathan Rhys Meyers (34)
  • Alex Rodriguez (36): third-baseman for the Yankees; also, baseball player and manager Leo Durocher (1905-1991)

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Kate at 8

12 hours of
Kate Beckinsale



Kate at 7:00 PM

Kate Beckinsale


Lovely face

Kate at 6 PM

Kate Beckinsale
as Selene







Kate mega-post @ 5