Top Ten thoughts for 2006

From Manny:

Top Ten thoughts for 2006

>#10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
>
># 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one dies.
>
>#8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
>erection, make him a sandwich.
>
>#7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
>use
>the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>
>#6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you
>still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
>
>#5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
>of nothing.
>
>#4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
>to
>criticism.
>
>#3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>
>#2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
>is
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
>AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 --
>
>We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the
>millions and millions of cows in America... but we haven't got a clue as to
>where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we
>should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.