George Washington's Best Friend was a Vampire

From my email:

Dearest Vampire Friend,

Happy 4th of July!

Many don't know it, but immortals also celebrate the 4th of July as a major holiday. Back when America was first colonized, not only was this land a safe haven for those escaping religious prosecution, but also it was a hideaway for vampires escaping European vampire slayers. One of the earliest Europeans to come to this land, was The Vampire M – a strong and powerful immortal. He had a crucial role in the revolutionary war.

The Vampire M inconspicuously assisted George Washington during the Revolutionary War. He taught George to be as patient as a vampire and to use the surprise factor as a main strategy of attack. At a time when the Revolutionary Army was weak and needed a rest, The Vampire M created a hypnotizing fog that allowed George to stealthily move his forces across the East River while the British Army slept just above its banks.

Now that immortals are beginning to gain acceptance in mainstream society, we have decided to unveil these historical facts and drink & celebrate with all our friends on this remarkable holiday.

This week in honor of the extraordinary teamwork of The Vampire M and George Washingtion, I am offering 3 bottles of our refined Gorgeous George® Merlot plus 2 bottles of Dracula® (Zinfandel & Syrah) and 1 bottle of our magnificent meritage Chateau du Vampire® – all to help you celebrate the 4th of July!

Vampire Friend, order now and enjoy this 6 bottle package that normally retails for $118 for only $89.95 with Vampire shipping included.

Eternally yours,

I WANT ONE!

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Must be over 21 to order
Offer not available to residents in all states