Aw hell

Can I go back to Puerto Rico?

We got home yesterday and it hasn't stopped raining in NY. That's fine. But the washing machine broke down with all our vacation laundry in it. So there goes $600 down the drain for a new one. Fabulous.

Next, those fucking good-for-nothing Occupy Wall Street shitheads are promising to cripple NYC with protests today. Just because they have nothing better to do it doesn't mean I want to get caught up in their lazy nonsense. Will the City disperse those assholes already? 

Today is a gray and gloomy day in the greatest city in the world,  The City, my The City, NYC. Temperatures will actually DROP as the day proceeds. Delightful.

Dealing with this will certainly attain me that Sainthood I so greatly deserve, shouldn't it?

If not...

Can I go back to Puerto Rico?