Monday, October 01, 2018

Monday, October 1, 2018

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celadon \SEL-uh-don\, noun:
1. A pale gray-green.
2. Any of several Chinese porcelains having a translucent, pale green glaze.
3. Any porcelain imitating these.
adjective:
1. Having the color celadon.
The word celadon stems from the name of a character in the 1610 book L'Astrée by Honoré d'Urfé. The character Céladon was a sentimental lover who wore bright green clothes. 

homo milk 
1.) Short for homogenized milk
2.) The semen from a homosexual
Matt: I drank some homo milk yesterday, a lot of homo milk, it was sooo good... 
Brad: You're lactose intolerant 
Matt: I know, after the Royal jubliee I drank the cum of at least 45 men
Brad: I want to join you next time!

History
  • Treaty of San Ildefonso: secret pact in which Spain ceded Louisiana to France was signed (1800)
  • Yosemite National Park: central California preserve called "the greatest marvel of the continent" was established (1890)
  • Henry Ford introduced the first mass-produced automobile on the market. The 2-seater Model T cost $825. By 1927, when the Model T was phased out, production had become so streamlined that dealers were able to reduce the price to $300. While Ford did not invent the assembly line, he made it so much more efficient that it revolutionized the industry. In the very early days, it took 12 hours to produce an automobile. By 1913, when Ford opened his new, more efficient Model T factory, it took only 93 minutes; by the time the last Model Ts rolled off the line in 1927, a car was produced every 24 seconds. (1908)
  • Walt Disney World: world's largest resort opened its doors southwest of Orlando (1971)
Birthdays
  • James Lawrence 1781
  • William Boeing 1881
  • Vladimir Horowitz 1903
  • Everette Sloane 1909
  • Walter Matthau 1920
  • James Whitmore 1921
  • William Rehnquist 1924
  • Jimmy Carter (U.S.) 1924 worst US President until Obama
  • Max Morath 1926
  • Roger Williams 1926
  • Tom Bosley 1927
  • Laurence Harvey 1928
  • George Peppard 1928
  • Richard Harris 1930
  • Philippe Noiret 1930
  • Frank Gardner 1932
  • Albert Collins 1932
  • Julie Andrews 1935
  • Stella Stevens 1936
  • Edward Vilella 1936
  • Herb Fame (Peaches & Herb) 1943
  • Jerry Martini (Sly and the Family Stone) 1943
  • Scott McKenzie 1944
  • Rod Carew 1945
  • Donny Hathaway 1945
  • Stephen Collins 1947
  • Randy Quaid 1950
  • Howard Hewett 1957
  • Youssou N'Dour 1959
  • Richard Barone 1960
  • Kelly Willis 1968
  • Jay Underwood 1968
  • Kevin Griffin (Better Than Ezra) 1968
  • Zach Galifianakis 1969
  • Jurnee Smollett 1986

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