Thursday, January 31, 2019

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Thursday, January 31, 2019

allocution \al-uh-KYOO-shuhn\, noun:

A formal speech, especially one of an incontrovertible or hortatory nature.
A pronouncement delivered by the pope to a secret consistory, especially on a matter of policy or of general importance.

Allocution stems from the Latin root alloquī which meant to "to speak, address." The suffix -ion forms nouns from stems, as in the words communion and opinion.

appathy

The utter lack of interest that ensues shortly after downloading numerous, mind-numbingly worthless apps for an iPhone or similar "smart phone" device. Appathy may also apply, in a broader sense, to the same feelings that arise from the proliferation of numerous "app" stores as greedy corporations try to profit jumping on the app store bandwagon.

His appathy started shortly after downloading that light-saber for his iPhone or was it that completely inane app to calculate tips for restaurant bills.

Trivia

What do the prairie dog, guinea pig, and groundhog have in common?

They’re all rodents—misnamed rodents. There’s not a dog, pig, or hog among them.

History

Guy Fawkes: was hanged for his part in the Gunpowder Plot to blow up Parliament and kill the king of England (1606)
first US Social Security check: the sum of $22.54 was received by Ida May Fuller, who had paid three years of payroll taxes; she lived to 100, collecting a total of $22,888.92 from Social Security (1940)
Great Flood of 1953: tidal surge killed thousands and affected shorelines in the UK and the Netherlands
Explorer I: the US launched its first Earth satellite, whose mission was to detect cosmic rays (1958)
McDonald's: first opened in the Soviet Union, in Moscow (1990)