Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

advert \ad-VURT\, verb:
  1. To remark or comment; refer (usually followed by to): He adverted briefly to the news of the day.
  2. To turn the attention (usually followed by to): The committee adverted to the business at hand.
Advert comes from the Latin word advertere meaning "to pay attention."
 
Healthy Gas
  • The gas (fart) produced from a person who has eaten healthy foods like cabbage, beans, broccolli, grains, or other high fiber, high carbohydrate foods.
Bart: "Eeeeewwww! What's that smell"?
Homer: "That's just me, emitting healthy gas".
Bart: "Healthy my ass! All you eat is donuts and beer".
Homer: "Don't forget the four burritos Bart. And that egg sandwich on whole grain bread".
Bart: "I'm impressed Homer. Impressed how stinky your farts are".
Lisa: "Mom! Don't light the stove yet! Homers been eating healthy again, and has healthy gas"!

sideboob
  • A view of the female breast seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting clothes. Very titillating (pun intended) and sexual without showing any overt nudity.
There is so much sideboob at Los Angeles awards shows!
 
My brother's g/f's sideboob totally distracted me from my own g/f.

History
  • Ivan the Terrible: grand prince of Moscow was crowned the first czar of Russia (1547)
  • US civil service: US government commission was reestablished by the Pendleton Act, ending the spoils system; from then on, appointments to public office were to be made based on merit, not loyalty (1883)
  • Amendment 18: the law beginning Prohibition was ratified (1920); it was repealed in 1933
  • Mickey Mantle: signed a $75,000-a-year contract, becoming the highest-paid baseball player at the time (1961)
  • Operation Desert Storm: the White House announced the start of the campaign to drive Iraqi forces out of Kuwait (1991)
  • Ellen Johnson Sirleaf: was sworn in as president of Liberia, becoming Africa's first elected female head of state (2006)
Birthdays
  • imagebam.comimagebam.comAndre Michelin 1853
  • Evelyn Levine 1902
  • Ethel Merman 1909
  • Dizzy Dean 1911
  • Elliott Reid 1920
  • Katy Jurado 1927
  • Pilar Lorengar 1928
  • William Kennedy 1928
  • G.T. (Granville) Hogan 1929
  • Norman Podhoretz 1930
  • Susan Sontag 1933
  • Marilyn Horne 1934
  • A.J. Foyt 1935
  • Bob Bogle (The Ventures) 1937
  • Barbara Lynn 1942
  • Bill Francis (Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show) 1942
  • Jim Stafford 1944
  • Ronnie Milsap 1943
    Dr. Laura Schlessinger1947 quack
  • John Carpenter 1948 horror dude
  • Caroline Munro 1949 
    Debbie Allen 1950
  • Sade Adu (singer) 1959
  • Paul Webb (Talk Talk) 1962
  • Maxine Jones (En Vogue) 1966
  • David Chokachi 1968
    John Davison 1971 Current singer of YES
  • Kate Moss 1974
  • Aaliyah 1979
  • Yvonne Zima 1989
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