Monday, August 19, 2019

spigot \SPIG-uht\, noun: 

1. a small peg or plug for stopping the vent of a cask.
2. a peg or plug for stopping the passage of liquid in a faucet or cock.
3. a faucet or cock for controlling the flow of liquid from a pipe or the like.
4. the end of a pipe that enters the enlarged end of another pipe to form a joint.

Spigot came to English in the late 14th century from the Latin spica meaning "ear of grain." It shares its root with the word spike.

 

Fart

1. 1-man salute 
2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 
3. Acid-rain maker 
4. After the thunder comes the rain 
5. Air bagel 
6. Airbrush your boxers 
7. Anal acoustics 
8. Anal ahem 
9. Anal audio 
10. Anal salute 
11. Anal volcano 
12. Arse blast 
13. Ass blaster 
14. Ass-scented methane 
15. Ass biscuit 
16. Ass thunder 
17. Ass whistle 
18. A turd whistling for the right of way 
19. Backdoor breeze 
20. Backfire 
21. Bad sprinkling 
22. Baking brownies 
23. Barking spiders 
24. Bean blower 
25. Beep your horn 
26. Belch from behind 
27. Better open a window 
28. Blast off 
29. Blast the chair 
30. Blasting the ass trumpet 
31. Blat 
32. Blow ass 
33. Blow mud 
34. Blow the big brown horn 
35. Blowing the butt bugle 
36. Blowing you a kiss 
37. Bomber 
38. Bottom blast 
39. Bottom burp 
40. Break the sound barrier without a plane 
41. Break wind 
42. Breath of fresh air 
43. Brown horn brass choir 
44. Brown thunder 
45. Bun shaker 
46. Burnin' rubber 
47. Buster 
48. Busting ass 
49. Butt bleat 
50. Butt burp 
51. Butt hair harmony 
52. Butt percussion 
53. Butt trauma 
54. Butt trumpet 
55. Butt tuba 
56. Buttock bassoon 
57. Cheek flapper 
58. Cheesin' 
59. Colonic calliope 
60. Crack a rat 
61. Crack one off 
62. Crack splitters 
63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits 
64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) 
65. Crowd splitter 
66. Cut a stinker 
67. Cut loose 
68. Cut the cheese 
69. Cut the wind 
70. Death Breath 
71. Deflate 
72. Doing the one-cheek sneak 
73. Doorknob 
74. Drop a barking spider 
75. Drop a bomb 
76. Drop ass 
77. Dropped a bomb 
78. Eggy 
79. Empty my tank 
80. Exercising the meat nozzle (not sure if this one doesn't belong in a different category) 
81. Exploding bottom 
82. Explosion between the legs 
83. Exterminate 
84. Fart 
85. Fire a stink torpedo 
86. Fire the retro-rocket 
87. Firing scud missiles 
88. Fizzler 
89. Flame thrower 
90. Flamer 
91. Flapper 
92. Flatulate 
93. Flatulence 
94. Flatus 
95. Flipper 
96. Float an air biscuit 
97. Floof 
98. Fluffy 
99. Fog slicer 
100. Fowl howl 
101. Fragrant fuzzy 
102. Free-floating anal vapors 
103. Free Jacuzi 
104. Freep 
105. Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor 
106. Fumigate 
107. Funky rollers 
108. Gas attack 
109. Gas blaster 
110. Gas from the ass 
111. Gas master 
112. Gaseous intestinal by-products 
113. Ghost turd 
114. Give a dirty look at the person next to you 
115. Grandpa 
116. Gravy pants 
117. Great brown cloud 
118. Hailing Emperor Crush 
119. Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! (pick-up line) 
120. Heinus anus 
121. Hole flappage 
122. Hole flapper 
123. Honk 
124. HUMrrhoids 
125. Hydrogen bomb 
126. I made a pootie 
127. If you are that embarrassed about it, you can always blame it on me. 
128. Ignition 
129. Insane in the methane 
130. Invert a burp 
131. It's low tide 
132. Jet propulsion 
133. Jockey burner 
134. Jumping guts 
135. Just calling your name 
136. Just keeping warm 
137. Just the noise 
138. Kaboom 
139. K-Fart 
140. Kill the canary 
141. Lay a wind loaf 
142. Lay an air biscuit 
143. Leave a gas trap 
144. Let a beefer 
145. Let each little bean be heard 
146. Let one fly 
147. Let one go 
148. Let the beans out 
149. Lethal cloud 
150. Letting one rip 
151. Lingerer 
152. Made a gas blast 
153. Make a stink 
154. Make a trumpet of one's ass (John Milton) 
155. Mating call of the barking spider 
156. Methane Bomb 
157. Methane production experiment 
158. Moon gas 
159. Mud duck 
160. Must be a sewer around 
161. Nose death 
162. Odor bubble 
163. Odorama 
164. One man jazz band 
165. One-gun salute 
166. Painting the elevator 
167. Pant stainer 
168. Panty burp 
169. Parp 
170. Party in your pants 
171. Pass gas 
172. Pass wind 
173. Play the tuba 
174. Playing the trouser tuba 
175. Plotcher (aka a wet one ... bad form, points taken off for emmitting one of these) 
176. Poof 
177. Poop gas 
178. Poot 
179. Pop 
180. Pop a fluffy 
181. Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion (South Park) 
182. Prove it 
183. Prupe (Norwegian--the E has two dots over it) 
184. Puff, the Magic Dragon 
185. Quack 
186. Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time 
187. Rectal honk 
188. Rectal shout 
189. Rectal tremor 
190. Release a squeeker 
191. Release an ass buscuit 
192. Release gas 
193. Rep 
194. Rimshot 
195. Rip ass 
196. Rip one 
197. Ripple fart 
198. Roast the Jockeys 
199. Rotting vegetation 
200. Safety 
201. Salute your shorts 
202. SAS (silent and scentless) 
203. SBD (silent but deadly) 
204. Set off an SBD 
205. Shit fumes 
206. Shit honker 
207. Shit vapor 
208. Shoot the cannon 
209. Shoppin' at Wal-Fart 
210. Silent but deadly (SBD) 
211. Singe the carpet 
212. Singing the Anal Anthem 
213. Skunk smells his own smell first! 
214. Sounding the sphincter scale 
215. Sounds like a barking spider 
216. Sounds like a wompus cat 
217. Sphincter song 
218. Spit a brick 
219. Squeak one out 
220. Squeeker 
221. Steamer 
222. Step on a duck 
223. Step on a frog 
224. Stink bomb 
225. Stink Burger 
226. Strangling the stank monkey 
227. Stress release 
228. Tail wind 
229. Telegraph from Ft. A-hole to Cmdr. Nostril announcing the arrival of Gen. Shat 
230. That felt good 
231. The closest you get to craping while standing up 
232. The colonic calliope 
233. The dog did it 
234. The F bomb 
235. The gluteal tuba 
236. The Sound and the Fury 
237. The stink's gone into the fabric 
238. The third state of matter 
239. The toothless one speaks 
240. Thunder pants 
241. Thunderspray 
242. Toilet tune 
243. Toot 
244. Toot your own horn 
245. Trelblow 
246. Triple flutter blast 
247. Trouser cough 
248. Trouser trumpet 
249. Turd honking 
250. Turd hooties 
251. Turn on the A/C in your large intestine 
252. Uncorked symphony 
253. Under burp 
254. Venting one 
255. Wet one 
256. What smell? 
257. What the dog did 
258. Whoever smelt it dealt it 
259. Wrong way burping 
260. Your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same. 
261. Zinger

4. 
(after farting at the urinal) 
"After thunder comes the rain." 

135. 
Q. "What was that?" 
A. "Just calling your name." 

137. 
"BAAARRRRRAAACK" 
"Ewwww, get away from me!" 
"Take it easy, it was just the noise."

 
Trivia
In TV’s Star Trek universe, what are tribbles?

• Furry little purring creatures that are born pregnant and continue multiplying based on how much they eat—and they’re always hungry.
  

History

• Old Ironsides: the USS Constitution defeated the British ship HMS Guerrière off the coast of Newfoundland during the War of 1812 (1812)
• Sputnik 5: Soviet satellite entered orbit with dogs, rats, mice and plants aboard; all returned safely the next day (1960)
• Bitches Brew: trumpeter Miles Davis began three days of recording the iconic jazz-rock album (1969)
• Iraq War: a suicide truck bomb killed 22 at the UN compound in Baghdad, including envoy Sergio Vieira de Mello (2003)

Birthdays

• Bernard Baruch 1870
• Orville Wright 1871
• Coco Chanel 1883
• Alfred Lunt 1892
• Ogden Nash 1902
• James Cozzens 1903
• Claude Dauphin 1903
• Philo Taylor Farnsworth 1906
• June Collyer 1907
• Ring Lardner Jr. 1915
• George Rowles 1918
• Malcolm Forbes 1919
• Gene Roddenberry 1921
• L.Q. Jones 1927
• Willie Shoemaker 1931
• Debra Paget 1933
• Bobby Richardson 1935
• Diana Muldaur 1938
  
• Ginger Baker (Cream, Blind Faith) 1939
• Johnny Nash 1940
• Jill St. John 1940
• Billy J. Kramer (The Dakotas) 1943
• Eddy Raven 1944
• Ian Gillan (Deep Purple) 1945
• Bill (William Jefferson) Clinton (U.S.) 1946 POTUS impeached for perjury
• Tipper Gore 1948 free speech hating cunt
• Gerald McRaney 1948
• Deana (Dina) Martin 1948 - Singer, actor, daughter of Dean Martin
• John Deacon (Queen) 1951
• Jonathan Frakes 1952
• Mary Matalin 1953
• Peter Gallagher 1955
• Adam Arkin 1956
• Gary Chapman 1957
• Martin Donovan 1957
• Ron Darling 1960
• Eric Lutes 1962
• John Stamos 1963
• Kevin Dillon 1965

• Kyra Sedgwick 1965
• Lee Ann Womack 1966
• Tabitha Soren 1967
• Mark McGuinn 1968
• Clay Walker 1969
• Matthew Perry 1969 - Actor ("Friends")
• Fat Joe 1970
• M.C. Eric (Technotronic) 1970
• Mary Joe Fernandez 1971
• Erika Christiansen 1982
• J. Evan Bonifant 1985
• Lil' Romeo 1989