Friday, September 6, 2019

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Friday, September 06, 2019

Friday, September 6, 2019

gibbous \GIB-uhs\, adjective:

Astronomy. (of a heavenly body) convex at both edges, as the moon when more than half full.
humpbacked

Gibbous entered English late 14th or early 15th century from the Latin gibbus meaning hump.

Transitive Property

If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry.
If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons.
Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.

1. Angle XYZ is congruent to angle BAC by the transitive property.
2. I got with Dana yesterday, she got with Joe the day before... Now I've hooked up with Joe by the transitive property... damn.
3. We all unknowingly pulled a massive transitive property by hooking up with Julie.

Trivia

When it comes to hybrid dogs, what breeds are crossed to create a Chiweenie? How about a Cock-A-Mo? Or a Scoodle?

Chiweenie is a cross between a Chihuahua and a Dachshund; a Cock-A-Mo, between an American Eskimo and a Cocker Spaniel; and a Scoodle, between a Poodle and a Scottish Terrier.

History

William McKinley: US president was shot by an anarchist; he died eight days later (1901)
Piggly Wiggly: the first self-service supermarket opened in Memphis, Tennessee (1916)
Queen Juliana: popular monarch assumed the throne of the Netherlands, which she retained until 1980 (1948)
Hendrik Verwoerd: South African prime minister was stabbed to death by a deranged parliamentary messenger in parliament in Cape Town (1966)
Saint Petersburg: the original name was restored after the Russian city had been Leningrad since 1924 (1991)
Cal Ripken Jr.: played in his 2,131st consecutive game and broke Lou Gehrig's "unbreakable" record (1995); his streak ended at 2,632 games on September 20, 1998