Thursday, August 12, 2021

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Thursday, August 12, 2021

luminary \LOO-muh-nair-ee\, noun:

Any body that gives light, especially one of the heavenly bodies.
A person of eminence or brilliant achievement.

Luminary derives from Latin luminare, "a window," from lumin-, lumen, "light."

Emergenturd

A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.

"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."

History

Chicago: the Windy City was founded with a population of 350 (1833)
Isaac Singer: got a patent for his sewing machine (1851)
Quagga: the last specimen of the zebra-like animal died, at the Artis Magistra zoo in Amsterdam (1883)
Spanish-American War: peace protocol was signed; Guam, Puerto Rico and the Philippines were ceded to the US and Cuba was released from Spanish rule (1898)
IBM-PC: IBM introduced its first personal computer, which contained an Intel chip and Microsoft's DOS operating system (1981)
Sue: the most complete Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton ever found was discovered in South Dakota; she now resides in Chicago's Field Museum of Natural History (1990)
Kursk: Russian nuclear submarine sank in the Barents Sea, killing the whole of its 118-member crew (2000)

Birthdays

Thomas Bewick 1753
Abbott Thayer 1849
Christy Mathewson 1880
Cecil B. DeMille 1881
Cantinflas 1911
Mario Moreno 1911
Jane Wyatt 1912
Michael Kidd 1919
Majorie Reynolds 1921
Joe Jones 1926
John Derek 1926
Porter Wagoner 1927
Mstislav Rostropovich 1927
Buck Owens 1929
William Goldman 1931
Parnelli Jones 1933
Larry Ziegler 1939
George Hamilton 1939
Jennifer Warren 1941
Mark Knopfler (Dire Straits) 1949
Kid Creole 1950

Pat Metheny 1954
Sam J. Jones 1954
Danny Shirley (Confederate Railroad) 1956
Suzanne Vega 1959
Roy Hay (Culture Club) 1961
Sir Mix-A-Lot 1963
Peter Krause 1965
Pete Sampras 1971
Rebecca Gayheart 1972
Linda O'Neil / Pamela Laveux 1973: actress and the most popular body model that you probably never heard of.
Casey Affleck 1975
Bill Uechi (Save Ferris) 1975
Dominique Swain 1980