alacrity \uh-LACK-ruh-tee\, noun:
- A cheerful or eager readiness or willingness, often manifested by brisk, lively action or promptness in response.
shirt mask
- the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas (fart, chemical attack)
1.Duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a piss.
2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had
History
- Tiffany and Co.: upscale jewelry retailer was founded as a stationery and fancy goods store (1837)
- The New York Times: the "Gray Lady," then known as The New-York Daily Times, published its first issue (1851)
- Jimi Hendrix: influential rock guitarist died, age 27, due to substance abuse (1970)
- 2001 anthrax attacks: began, a week after 9/11, with a mailing from Trenton, New Jersey, to various media sources in New York City (2001)
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- Samuel Johnson 1709
- John Diefenbacker (Canada) 1779
- John George Diefenbaker 1895
- Greta Garbo 1905
- Eddie "Rochester" Anderson 1905
- Satchel Leroy Paige 1908
- Ray Geiger 1910
- Syd Howe 1911
- Rossano Brazzi 1916
- Jack Warden 1920
- Harvey Haddix 1925
- Phyllis Kirk 1926
- Teddie King 1929
- Jimmie Rodgers 1933
- Robert Blake 1938
- Fred Willard 1939
- Frankie Avalon 1939
- Ken Brett 1948
- Kerry Livgren (Kansas) 1949
- Dee Dee Ramone (The Ramones) 1952
- Holly Robinson Peete 1964
- Ricky Bell (Bell Biv Devoe, New Edition) 1967
- Joanne Catherall (Human League) 1962
- Blas Elias (Slaughter) 1967
- Jada Pinkett 1971
- Lance Armstrong 1971 (cheater)
- Brandon Porter 1993
- Taylor Porter 1993
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