Friday, October 20, 2023

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Friday, October 20, 2023

tawdry \TAW-dree\, adjective:

1. Gaudy, showy and cheap.
2. Low or mean; base: tawdry motives.

noun:

1. Cheap, gaudy apparel.

Tawdry was originally short for (Sain)t Audrey lace, which was a kind of neck lace bought at St. Audrey's Fair in Ely, England named after St. Audrey, Northumbrian queen and patron saint of Ely, who, according to tradition, died of a throat tumor which she considered just punishment of her youthful liking for neck laces.

Counterfriends

The complete strangers you talk to at a house party who are assembled around the neutral, alcohol friendly zone of the kitchen counter. Like you, they may know only a few people at the party, including the super-mingling host, and are looking for counterfriends.

If it weren't for my counterfriends, I would've been standing next to the wall for two hours!

Selfie

A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does not have any friends to take pictures of them so they resort to Myspace to find internet friends and post pictures of themselves, taken by themselves. A selfie is usually accompanied by a kissy face or the individual looking in a direction that is not towards the camera.

myspace face facebook arm twitter instagram snapchat picture Selfie

Trivia

Whose portraits hang on either side of the speaker’s rostrum in the U.S. House of Representatives?

George Washington’s portrait hangs to the right; the Marquis de Lafayette’s to the left.

History

Louisiana Purchase: acquisition that doubled the territory of the United States was ratified by the Senate (1803)
"I shall return": General Douglas MacArthur fulfilled his 1942 promise when he led an Allied army in freeing the Philippines from Japanese control in WWII (1944)
HUAC: opened hearings into alleged Communist influence in the movie industry (1947)
Saturday Night Massacre: during Watergate, President Richard Nixon got rid of his special prosecutor, Archibald Cox, as well as his AG Elliot Richardson, and deputy AG William Ruckelshaus (1973)
Sydney Opera House: distinctive building on Sydney Harbour was opened by Queen Elizabeth II (1973)