Thursday, June 27, 2024

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Thursday, June 27, 2024

chockablock \CHOK-uh-BLOK\, adjective:

Extremely full; crowded; jammed.
Nautical. Having the blocks drawn close together, as when the tackle is hauled to the utmost.

adverb:

In a crowded manner: books piled chockablock on the narrow shelf.

Chockablock is of uncertain origin. It is likely related to the word chock-full which means "crammed". The word chock refers to a wooden block that holds something in place.

Gherkinson's Disease

The perceived notion by low-capacity thinkers that there is condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example. Truly, the person making the accusation is using this as an excuse to think of that man's penis.

Mark: That guy is 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati and my name is Marty. I am visualizing his penis RIGHT NOW.

Trivia

Who introduced the first oranges and lemons to Florida?

Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon, in 1513. They were planted in St. Augustine.

History

Joseph Smith: the founder of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was killed by an anti-Mormon mob in Illinois (1844)
Joshua Slocum: Canadian adventurer landed at Newport, Rhode Island, becoming the first to circumnavigate the world on his own (1898)
Newbery Medal: was first awarded, to Hendrik Willem van Loon for The Story of Mankind (1922)
paintball: the first game was played, in New Hampshire (1981)
US National Do Not Call Registry: opened for business; almost ¾ of a million phone numbers were signed up on its first day in a stand against unwanted telemarketing (2003)