Wednesday, December 18, 2024

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Wednesday, December 18, 2024

pontificate \pon-TIF-i-keyt\, verb:

To speak in a pompous or dogmatic manner.
To perform the office or duties of a pontiff.
To serve as a bishop, especially in a Pontifical Mass.

noun:

The office or term of office of a pontiff.

Originating from the Latin pontificatus, meaning 'to speak in the manner of a pontiff,' pontificate fell into common usage in 1825.

Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind.

FEMA should change it's name to Seagull Management.

History

Amendment XIII: anti-slavery amendment to the US Constitution was declared ratified by Secretary of State William Seward, abolishing the practice (1865)
Capital punishment in the United Kingdom: was abolished by both houses of Parliament (1969)
Tokyo Wan Aqua-Line: 1.5 trillion yen, 15-kilometer bridge-tunnel opened across Tokyo Bay after 31 years of construction (1997)
President Donald J Trump was impeached by partisan House Democrats with no evidence of high crimes or misdemeanors. (First Lady Melania Trump pictured)

Birthdays

Joseph Grimaldi 1778
Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) 1870
Paul Klee 1879
Ty Cobb 1886 - Baseball player
Edwin Howard Armstrong 1890
George Stevens 1904
Christopher Fry 1907
Abe Burrows 1910
Willy Brandt 1913
Betty Grable 1916
Lynn Bari 1917
Ossie Davis 1917 - Actor
Anita O’Day (Colton) 1919
Roger Smith 1925 - Actor
Lonnie Brooks 1933 - Blues musician
Chas (Bryan) Chandler (Animals) 1938 - Musician and manager
Sam Andrew 1941 - Musician (Big Brother and the Holding Company)
Alan Rudolph 1943 - Writer and director
Keith Richards 1943 - Musician (Rolling Stones) and possible zombie
Steven Spielberg 1947 Movie producer-director
Leonard Maltin 1950 - Movie reviewer
Gillian Armstrong 1950 - Movie director
Martha Johnson (Martha and the Muffins) 1950
Elliot Easton 1953 - Musician (The Cars)
Ray Liotta 1955 - Actor
Brad Pitt 1963 Actor
Robson Green 1964
Tracy Byrd 1966 - Singer
Victoria Pratt 1970 (actress)
DMX 1970 - Rapper (My Niggaz)
Arantxa Sanchez Vicario 1971 - Tennis player
Trish Stratus 1975
Katie Holmes 1978 - Actress ("Dawson's Creek")
Emily Swallow 1979 - Actress (The Armorer)
Christina María Aguilera 1980 - Singer