Don't ask me to go skiing

A friend of mine has been calling me a pussy for years for not going skiing with him. So last year my wife and I decided to go skiing for the first time.

Since I never tried it before I decided to try snowboarding. It's lke a big skateboard in the snow. I spent most of my youth on a skateboard so this shouldn't be too hard.

RIGHT!

I spent almost that entire trip either on my back or my belly in the snow. I was able to control it, but it was about 1000x faster than I ever imagined.

My bruised ego (and ass) will never hit the mountain again, so don't even ask.