Some marriage jokes

If chauvinist humor bothers you, read no further...

Q: How many men does it take to bring out the trash?
A: None, it's his wife's job.

Q: How many wives does it take to change a bulb?
A: Just one to nag her husband until it gets done.

Q: What to you say to a woman who cannot speak?
A: Will you marry me.

Q: Why did the bride smile as she walked down the aisle?
A: She knew she'd never have to give another blowjob.

Q: Why do married men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.