Monday, February 14, 2005

Andy tries to get off of speeding

This dude I knew, Andy, got a speeding ticket on the Clearview Expressway. Since he was pulled over before the 26th Avenue exit the cop estimated the location to be the Clearview and something like 25th Avenue.

But Ah Hah!

There is no 25th Avenue in Bayside. And that was going to be his defense, afterall, this was a major inaccuracy.

So he goes before the judge and starts his defense when the judge cut him off, "I don't want to hear this bullshit. Guilty!" And that's all she wrote.

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