Sunday, February 06, 2005

Movie review: Boogeyman

Did I spell that wrong? If I did, it's not worth the effort to look up the spelling.

I'd call it mediocre at best.

We were forced to share the theater with a bunch of crying pussies with more gel in their hair than those douschebags from Growing Up Gotti.

Even though it's by the same dudes who did The Grudge, this one wasn't scary at all. They tried that building the suspense with music thing, then left you with nothing. You wait through the whole movie for it to get scary and it never happens, it gets a little confusing during some parts, and then it's over.

I walked out muttering, what the fuck. They had chances for some female nudity and even skipped on that. Teh suxxor. This movie is the king of cheese.

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