Friday, February 04, 2005

The tale of husky baboonyas

I have remarked and made reference to "husky baboonyas" sevreral time on the forums and such. I brought the term to the world, but this is how it all got started...

Two middle aged jokers, Al and Tony, were sitting in a diner. When the waittress finally comes to take their order Al proceeds to speak in some made up gutteral sounding language.

With a deeply furrowed brow, the large waittress looks to Tony and asks, "What did he say?"

Tony thinking quickly on his feet responds, "You'll have to excuse my friend. He speaks no English and I'll have to translate for you both. He said, 'how are you?'"

"Oh," the surprised waittress says. "Are you guys ready to order?"

"I'll have a cheeseburger," says Tony.

"And your friend?" asked the waitress.

Tony turns to Al and asks, "What do you want?" to which Al responds "Cheeseburger."

"He'll have a cheeseburger," Tony tells the waittress as she jotted it down. The rest of the ordering and stay went the same way where the waittress would ask Tony a question for Al, and Tony would ask Al in English, to which Al always answered in English, and finally Tony would translate for the waittress.

Finally at the end, the waittress goes to to drop off the check when Al made a gesture with his hands that are universally indicative of huge breasts and said, "Husky Baboonyas!"

Once again with a furrowed brow and confusion on her face teh waittress asked what Al was saying, to which Tony responded, "He said 'thank you and have a great day.'"

The waittress, satisfied with the translation, said they were welcome and walked off with a smile.

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