Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Enterprise finale spoiler

I'm a little sad that UPN decided to cancel Star Trek: Enterprise. I'm not a Trekkie in any way shape or form, but the show was okay, and most of the characters were likeable. And that Vulcan played by Jolene Blalock is sooooo fucking hot. Any scene is just better with her presence. That's what I'm really going to miss: all the many ways they try to get her big fake titties on the screen. Over the years it's been on TV I've only managed to see about a half dozen episodes and that honey has always been getting in and out of her clothing. The best was when her mom and some other Vulcans crashed on earth. She had to change into some earthling clothing, so she stood on the other side of a white bed sheet whilst changing. She was nude and you saw the silhouette of those husky baboonyas across the sheet. I was laughing my ass off at this gratuitous shot, but it was damned sexy. It's a good thing they didn't screw it up by showing her "outie" belly button. ***shudders*** Those really freak me out.

So I guess I'm a little less sad that Enterprise is gone than I will be about the honey. Oh well.

On to the finale.

SPOILER ALERT: If you want to be surprised by this pile of steaming shit when it hits the screen, do not read further.

This is absolutely pathetic. Troi and Ryker from TNG show up. The entire Enterprise series was just cooked up on the holodeck of the Enterprise D.
Booo!

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