Do you know this person?

Fresh from my email, this is a description of one particular dude. Now that I read it, it probably applies to many out there:

"i work with this person with a caveman-like temper. it could be from repressed gay tendencies, as he can never have a lasting relationship with any woman. let's refer to him as homo-bendoverous. then again he already shares a special kind of love with his one and only: BOOZE. booze will never talk back to him. booze will never call him repeatedly on the cell to get home. booze won't ball him out for going to strip joints and pretending he's one of the hetero guys. booze, the perfect woman for homo-dendoverous, except the mouth of the bottle might be a little too wide to fellate his micro-phallus."