I was just in a Seinfeld episode

Not literally! That show's been off the air for years already.

I was walking into the local Korean Deli. I see a guy in a minivan parallel parking into a spot and this lady drives into it nose first.

I stopped to watch for a couple moments.

The lady in the car is sitting there glaring at the guy in the van. The guy opens the door. His head emerges. "Get out!" he declares and pulls back into the van glaring back at the lady.

She honks.

At this point I head in to get lunch. This can take a while with these two and I was pretty hungry. I start to put together a tray of food and lean back out the door to see the progress of the two would-be parkers. They had started up a debate.

"I was backing into the spot and you snuck in," the man said. He was standing by her passenger window, as the spot was on the left side of Lex between 78th and 79th.

"No you weren't! No you weren't" the lady defended in a near shriek. She's jabbing at the air and pointing at his van, "you didn't have you signal on!"

Interesting angle. But he didn't seem to be buying it.

I make my purchase. As I leave I see she's maneuvering back and forth trying to complete the parking job while he has now positioned his van's rear quarter panel mere inches from her front fender.

This looked like an all day project so I took off. In my mind I know that old hag stole this dude's spot. Brawds do that all the time. They play the "I didn't see you there" card and you have to excuse them because they're just a girl. I know of one cunt who's pulled that on me 2x in Astoria. Fucking bitch. Someday she'll get hers.