Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Runaway bride is a mental case

I think that every woman's goal in life is to get married and have a huge wedding. Everything else is unimportant. They want to live that dream, be the Princess for a day.

So this lunatic in Georgia was living with some patient dude for a while. She never even gave up the gash. This guy patiently waited. They have this huge wedding and the whore runs off.

If this is what she's doing before they even get married, I can only imagine the years of misery the guy has in store for him.

Which leads me to my next observation: Don't get married because it doesn't make things better. Brawds love to stress over stupid shit. It'll go on forever.

And here's a word of advice to all the bitches with crappy marriages: put some more life into the bedroom. Dudes will put up with a ton of crap if you just put out a little. When the sex dries up, so does the level of patience. My wife's aunt once said, as long as you keep your husband happy in the bedroom, your marriage will be happy. Words to live by.

And here's a clue also, if your man isn't interested in sex anymore, he's given up. You should just file for divorce. That's a clear sign that he's not into you anymore. He's done. Don't be angry with him, it's probably your own fault.

Stupid obsession with commitment. So needy. So sad.

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