Hateful thing of the day.

Water up the nose.

Boy do I hate water up my nose. The stinging. The pain. The headache. Argh. It's brutal. I knew a guy in high school who hated water up his nose so much he actually wrote a poem mentioning it. It was actually published in a school literary collection.

This is the reason I prefer to swim in the sea -- so I can wear a face mask. I should get a nose clip for the pools, but I don't want to look like a complete phuctard with that and dopy little goggles and the whole goofy nine yards.