Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Pretty Woman ruins two romantic evenings

While an area couple were on vacation the husband wanted to crack open a bottle of wine and have a little private celebration in their room. Those plans were put on hold when the wife noticed that Pretty Woman was being shown on TLC.

"Ooh! I want to see this," she exclaimed with a huge grin.

However that was put on hold as the entire island had a blackout. Over the coming hour of darkness the wife sat there, expectantly awaiting the return of power to continue watching the movie.

By the time power came back on and the movie ended the husband was asleep.

The following night the husband attempted the same move, only to be foiled AGAIN as they were running Pretty Woman again.

"Now I can see what I missed," said the wife gleefully.

The only blackout that night was when the husband passed out from exhaustion and boredom waiting for the damned movie to end so he can get his.

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