Combacks for women

Go ahead ladies! Use these all you like! Why be nice to a man ever?

>>> Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>>> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>>>
>>> Man: Is this seat empty?
>>> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>>
>>> Man: Your place or mine?
>>> Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>>>
>>> Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>>> Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>>>
>>> Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>>> Woman: Do not enter.
>>>
>>> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>>> Woman: Unfertilized
>>>
>>> Man: Your body is like a temple.
>>> Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
>>>
>>> Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>>> Woman: But would you stay there?
>>>
>>> Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>> Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.