Two more email jokes

Psychiatrist Joke

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go!"



Elephant and the Camel

An elephant asks a camel...

"Why are your breasts on your back?"

"Well, says the camel "I think that's a strange question from somebody who's dick is on his face"