Boobs!

>> > A young, flat-chested woman discovered the fabled magic lamp, and sure
>> > enough, when she rubbed it, out popped a magic genie, ready to grant
>> > her a single wish.
>> >
>> > "I want two of the biggest boobs in the whole world!" she said.
>> >
>> > The genie nodded, waved his hand, and, all of a sudden -- poof! --
>> > there was a great cloud of smoke.
>> >
>> > When it had cleared, the woman saw, standing beside her, Al Gore and
>> >John Kerry.