Song of the day from Mucky Pup

This is a funny old song based on a story of unfortunate events that occurred to a friend's friend. Possibly one of the biggest high school boys urban myth. Beware the whores, you never know if Batman lurks in her bathroom!

BATMAN
by Mucky Pup

Thought you were smart, you bought a whore.
Then came Batman through the door.
Instead of phukkin that stupid slut,
you got 8 inches up your butt.
Batman!
Thought you were smart, you bought a whore.
Then came Batman through the door.
Instead of phukkin that stupid slut,
you got 8 stitches up your butt.
Batman! Batman the Buttripper, rip your butt like a can-opener,
Batman the Buttripper, rip your butt like a can-opener, man.