What did she expect?

I get home from work on Friday and walk into my backyard. Lo and behold my wife is bending over. She had picked up a new pair of slacks for work recently and wore them for the first time on Friday. Those were some pants because they hugged her curves and the shape of her rump so well that I found that I MUST make some rude and vulgar comments that cannot be reproduced in written form anywhere.

She turned around grinning. Many women claim that they don't like nasty talk, but the truth is that anytime that it's really a compliment, e.g. "That is the greatest ass ever!" they do love it.

Then she tells me a little story...

She was doing something else in the yard and was bending over with her round ass up in the air and the neighbor came home. He was staring at her posterior. She twisted around and said, "hi." Evidently the neighbor was concentrating on something else and was caught unaware, quickly dropping everything he was carrying onto the ground.

He quickly picked up his stuff, and likely his jaw as well, and croaked a "hello" as he dashed into the house.

I dunno. Seems somewhat complimentary to me!