Friday's R00FL addendum

Well, it appears myspace shut down Mark's slanderous site. His blog entry vanished and the name is changed.

Whatever.

My wife asked me to dissect his post line by line and clarify where I can. Okay then...

Everyone on myspace should be warned, there is a guy who is going by the name of "Baxojayz" who is a child molester, a wife basher, and who tried to kill his mother, and succedded in killing his father.

The child molesting thing is absurd. I was the one who advised him after his previous failures with underaged girls to look for girls closer to his own age. I'm not going into how many underaged girls he had, nor his preference for kiddie pr0n.

Wife beater? I don't think Mrs. Baxojayz would stick around for that. She's a tough brawd.

Tried to kill my mother? WTF? Where'd he get that?

Succeeded (spelled properly) in killing my father? So I suppose I gave him that rare case of cancer. RCC is easy to give to a person. And I would give it to the person I respected most in the world. I suppose I'd be blogging from jail, no?

Next:

He as well sends viruses on myspace.

I've never had a virus on my machines, nor have I ever sent one out. I don't mess around with stuff like that. I happen to remember him telling me that he WAS in possession of a virus and was planning on sending it to people he didn't care for. Viruses freak me out and I don't want that crap on my machine. My luck, it would backfire.

He claims to be a successful accountant, but don't fall for his B.S.

It's no claim. My clients are thrilled with the way I take care of them. Find proof of the otherwise.

He says he has 5 cars, but they all cost him no more than $50.

That's not true at all. Allow me to go through my history with all my cars. I had several that were $50 or less!

1967 Ford Fairline: purchased $300, sold $1,000.
1973 Ford Maverick: $350
1978 Olds Cutlass: $50
1978 Olds Cutlass: $45
1975 Chevy Nova: $70
1985 Plymouth Duster: Free!
1978 Buick Century: $200 (still in my yard!)
1979 Olds 98: Free! Used for 403 V8 for Buick
1991 Subaru Legacy: Free! gift from boss ***for sale!!!***
1991 Chevy Lumina: $6,000 - Stacey's
1937 Chrysler: Inherited, resides in Mom's garage.
2003 Ford Mustang: bought NEW - Stacey's
2005 Ford Focus: bought NEW

If you know where you can get a $50 new car, lemme know...

He needs professional help, but refuses to seek any. He has a possessive personality, and loves to hold on to grudges from his past.

Actually, when my marriage was new, and right after my father's passing, and 9/11 I did see a therapist briefly. I learned a lot and I've grown as a human being since then. All the therapy Mark had didn't help him one iota. He's still up to the same old nonsense. Possessive? Hardly. I have no idea where that came from. Carry grudges? Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? I've never pranked him or his family, made threats to him or his friends.

He shoots blanks and can't knock his wife up!

I've never had a problem with my manhood. But why is this something he's warning about on myspace? Odd. Maybe it's in retaliation for the girls who have made fun of his lack of size and prowess in the bedroom. Tanya had a great time telling us about what a terrible lover he was.

Be warned!

Yeah. Whatever. Essentially he described all his worst traits and tried pinning them on me. Very clever.