Mark strikes again

My goodness! Mark is totally obsessed with me. A friend of mine contacted me about a "creepy email" she got from someone named Baby Guinness, which is Mark, on myspace. Here's what he wrote:

That loser you were talking to on myspace "Baxojerk"-aka-Bob, is a total asshole. He has no life whatsoever. He's married because that skank wife of his is just as dumb as he is. Stop talking to him, it's the biggest waste of your time. Trust me!

Such venom! He's always on the attack. What is this guy trying to prove? He's always trying to get on to me in some way. Trying to keep the ladies away from me in hopes that he'll have me to himself one day. What a disgusting thought! He's so fat and hairy, except for his balding head. He is a foul human being in every way. I hope he gets hit by a bus for the safety of the entire planet. Her response:

I dont know who you are but i know that Bob is married.. i know him for almost 8 years now and thank you for your concern but its not your business to tell me who to talk to. I knew him even before he was married .. so whoever you are back off.

Bravo!