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Provided by the compucert Yesterday I walk into the boss' office. I noticed something on one of the chairs. I took a couple steps closer. A dark, round stain on the seat of one of the chairs the boss has for clients when they come into the office.
ARGH!!!!
WTF!?!?!?
I called this to the attention of my coworkers immediately.
"Just clean it off," one said.
"Did you do it?" another asked.
"It was that GIRL from this morning, I bet," said the third employee.
***collective groans***
"Can we set the chair on fire? I don't want to think what orifice that came out of!" I exclaimed.
Time passes. Other clients have come in and used that seat. Now the stain is diminished. Either it's deeply set in, or the stain came up on other trousers. In any case, this was the most vile thing to happen in here in a while. Are you ready to vomit? I am.
ARGH!!!!
WTF!?!?!?
I called this to the attention of my coworkers immediately.
"Just clean it off," one said.
"Did you do it?" another asked.
"It was that GIRL from this morning, I bet," said the third employee.
***collective groans***
"Can we set the chair on fire? I don't want to think what orifice that came out of!" I exclaimed.
Time passes. Other clients have come in and used that seat. Now the stain is diminished. Either it's deeply set in, or the stain came up on other trousers. In any case, this was the most vile thing to happen in here in a while. Are you ready to vomit? I am.
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