This is brilliant!

Steve Bunche does it again:

http://buncheness.blogspot.com/2005/10/straphangers-vengeance-people-on.html

I saw that post today after experiencing a seat-hog situation. The 7 Train was pulling into the Willets Point Station and many people had filed off the car. Right next to where I was standing TWO seats opened up. I proceeded to take a seat when a small, skinny, woman shoves ahead of me and sits in the middle of both seats. BOTH SEATS.

Shocked I just walked away. I couldn't believe the selfishness.