Aguilera marries Bratman

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This past Saturday Christina Aguilera married music executive Jordan Bratman, trashing hopes of hetero men all over of ever having a tryst with the slutty songbird.

Hmm. By the looks of things she steered away from her usual "flava" style and just went for money. Atta girl. A whore, tried and true.

More details on teh wedding here, as if anyone really cares:

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1514186/20051121/aguilera_christina.jhtml?headlines=true