Lifesavers

From Lori:

A College professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

Red.....cherry
Yellow.....lemon
Green....lime
Orange....orange

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well" he said, "I'll give a a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're assholes!"