The Vibe

From the turtle sale forum:

> As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
> strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
> observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
> Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
>
> The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
> this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go
> away and leave me alone."
>
> The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
> other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he
> observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his
> query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm
> thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
> I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
>
> A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping
> trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that
> buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered
> that area and observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring
> at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like
> crazy.
>
> The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
>
> The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."