The Living Will

Lori sent me this. It's funny because you can picture it happening:

Living Will

Me and my better half were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

Bitch.