Some people are just too damned stupid

I have been getting spam on one of my email accounts for about a year. I was getting a ton of it, in fact. But it was quite easy to figure what moron was behind it. One gh3y dousch3, who shall remain nameless at this moment, used his girlfriend's computer to sign me up for some spam offers. How can I tell? Some clever sites that get your email address out of you picks your name out from cookies on your system. So all my SPAM arrives directed to the gf's ***koff koff Megan***. How's that for a brilliant show of stupidity? Way to go moron, you're t3h turd of t3h forevers.