Today's Ebonic Words

From Stacey:

Today's Ebonic Words

1. Hotel- I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.

2. Dictate- My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel".

9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment udermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic, and took me to the poolhall

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "iraq, you break."

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

15. Omelette - I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.